I remember seeing something like this on the forum previously, but I couldn't find it. So let's start a new thread.
The peple r tired of Mondale librul socialism and vote for Amerikun hero Ronald Reagan, who wins all 50 states except the librul District of Columbia where many librul brothers voted fo their homeboy, Wally M.D. (Walter Mondale). Mondale even lost his home state of Minnesota because the librul Scandinavians there thought he was too librul even for them.
Many konservativez intrpreted Reagan's 50-state victry as a sign he was the Messayah, and thus they came to Washington D.C. with their Bibles and rifles as they viewed D.C. as the home of both the Messiah and the enemy, and thus they predikted Armagedun was gonna occur there soon.
