Atlasian presidential administrations (AKA Retardfest 2009)

[Joe Republic]

Sorry to hijack this... um... fascinating thread, but:

Libertarians are non-violent, fool.

[Mechaman]

Hashemite declares himself above the law and takes over Acre. The result is a bloody Civil War between the forces of Hasehmite and Stark that lasts for OVER 9000 YEARS!

In the year 11491 the war finally ends, with hundreds of billions of dead smurfs in it's wake.
A powerful righteous just man by the name of prophetman reigns over the reunited empire.

Emm because you know Xahar loves being so factual!

[Хahar 🤔]

I may not be officially leader, but I will be Inspector-General.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Kalwejt Presidential Library opened in Rhode Island

Yay, bebe!

[Mechaman]

Sorry to hijack this... um... fascinating thread, but:

Libertarians are non-violent, fool.

Yeah because one libertarian automatically defines the attitudes and behaviours of other libertarians. Isn't that some kind of logical fallacy?

[Хahar 🤔]

Sorry to hijack this... um... fascinating thread, but:

Libertarians are non-violent, fool.

Yeah because one libertarian automatically defines the attitudes and behaviours of other libertarians. Isn't that some kind of logical fallacy?

Look at what our friend Winston claimed. He said that ultralibertarians could not carry out an assassination because libertarians were nonviolent.

[Joe Republic]

Yeah because one libertarian automatically defines the attitudes and behaviours of other libertarians. Isn't that some kind of logical fallacy?

Winston forgot to include the word "Most" or perhaps "The majority of".  But as he didn't...

Also, see Xahar's post.

[Mechaman]

Sorry to hijack this... um... fascinating thread, but:

Libertarians are non-violent, fool.

Yeah because one libertarian automatically defines the attitudes and behaviours of other libertarians. Isn't that some kind of logical fallacy?

Look at what our friend Winston claimed. He said that ultralibertarians could not carry out an assassination because libertarians were nonviolent.

LOL at Timothy McVeigh being considered "ultralibertarian". I'm a lot closer to any sort of "ultralibertarianism" than he would be. Most "Ultralibertarians" would not stomach worshipping a nonexistent god.

[Ban my account ffs!]

Yeah because one libertarian automatically defines the attitudes and behaviours of other libertarians. Isn't that some kind of logical fallacy?

Winston forgot to include the word "Most" or perhaps "The majority of".  But as he didn't...

Also, see Xahar's post.

Why are you in Nevada and what can I do to help fix that?

[Joe Republic]

Why are you in Nevada and what can I do to help fix that?

I moved about two months ago. 

[k-onmmunist]

Sorry to hijack this... um... fascinating thread, but:

Libertarians are non-violent, fool.

Yeah because one libertarian automatically defines the attitudes and behaviours of other libertarians. Isn't that some kind of logical fallacy?

Look at what our friend Winston claimed. He said that ultralibertarians could not carry out an assassination because libertarians were nonviolent.

LOL at Timothy McVeigh being considered "ultralibertarian". I'm a lot closer to any sort of "ultralibertarianism" than he would be. Most "Ultralibertarians" would not stomach worshipping a nonexistent god.

McVeigh wasn't a libertarian. Sorry, but you failed once again Joe.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

McVeigh wasn't a libertarian. Sorry, but you failed once again Joe.

Agree. While, according to wiki, McVeigh indentified himself as a "libertarian", he belongs rather to such nutjobs like all those "american christian while super duper militias", who hate federal government, but are authoritarian as all hell.

[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

McVeigh wasn't a libertarian. Sorry, but you failed once again Joe.

Agree. While, according to wiki, McVeigh indentified himself as a "libertarian", he belongs rather to such nutjobs like all those "american christian while super duper militias", who hate federal government, but are authoritarian as all hell.

And Joe thought he was being so witty with that picture...

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

McVeigh wasn't a libertarian. Sorry, but you failed once again Joe.

Agree. While, according to wiki, McVeigh indentified himself as a "libertarian", he belongs rather to such nutjobs like all those "american christian while super duper militias", who hate federal government, but are authoritarian as all hell.

And Joe thought he was being so witty with that picture...

Joe just ruined another funny thread.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Stark's rule lasted for 27 years, until in 2023 the United European Front, led by the French Politician Antonio V, invaded and destroyed USA. The US then became the 27th French Region, and many American were happier now than before.

Naturellement, l'anglais fut interdit et le français devint obligatoire.


45th: JSojourner (D-IN), 2013-2015)
46th: Fritz (D-MN), 2015-2021
JohnnyBoy - President-elect, never inaugurated
47th: Keystone Phil (R-PA), 2021
48th: Rowan Brandon (R-NJ), 2021-2025
49th: Antonio V (D-VT), 2025
50th: Barnes (D-GA), 2025-2029
51th: BushOklahoma (R-OK), 2029
52th: DWTL (R-NJ), 2029-2038
53th : Hamilton (Liberty-CA), 2038-2046
2046-2050 : Office abolished, replaced by a Revolutionary comitee led by Mechaman (New Liberty-OK) and Kalwejt (Radical-RI).
54th: Officepark (Independent Conservative-VA), 2050-2054
55th: Kalwejt (Rad-RI), 2054-2057
56th: JewishConservative (IC-AK), 2057-2058
57th: Hashemite (Rad-ME), 2058
58th: Benconstine (Rad-VA), 2058
59th: Xahar (Rad-CA), 2058-2061
60th Daniel Adams (R-FL), 2061
61st: Mechaman (L-OK), 2061
62nd: Daniel Adams (R-FL), 2061-2071
63rd: East Coast Republican (R-FL), 2071
64th: Antonio V (Rad-VT), 2071
Office abolished, Mechaman as General Secretary, 2071-2072
65th NiK (IC-CA), 2072
66th: Bgwah (Rad-WA), 2072-2075
67th: HappyWarrior (Red-MD), 2075-2082
68th: Coburn in 2012 (R-OH) 2082-2085
69th: Disraeli (G-WY) 2085-2093
70th: Stark (Fascist-CA) 2093-2119
Office abolished, replaced by a Regional Council. Presided by :
- Marokai Blue (Parti Socialiste-OH) 2119-2127
- DWTL (Mouvement Anti-Frenchie-NJ) 2127-2128
- Benconstine (Union Pour un Mouvement Populaire-VA) 2128-

45th: Assassinated
46th: Succeeded presidency, defeated for second full term (Winston forget about term limit)
47th: Resigned in second month to take vacation in Italy
48th: Defeated
49th: Impeached and banned
51th: Resigned
52th: Overthrown
53th: Overthrown
55th: Died in office
56th: Overthrown
57th: Committed suicide
58th: Overtrown and exiled to Iran
59th: Overtrown and taken prisoner
60th, 62nd: Overthrown, reinstituted
61st: Ovethrown and executed
63rd: Overthrown
64th: Recaptured power and regained password. Ovethrew
65th: Overthrew
66th: Resigned because of meat issue
67th: Overthrown by fake Jesus Coburn
68th: Lost election
69th: First president to have have been democratically elected in a while
70th: Total Dickwad. Was official ruler of Atlasia until the Great Atlasian Civil War began and the nation split into two between Nimah (Stark) and Acree (Hashemite).
DWTL : Deposed for illegally speaking english in a meeting

[Joe Republic]

McVeigh wasn't a libertarian.

Oh, if only saying it was so actually made it so!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Mouvement Anti-Frenchie

Best line ever!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

2130:

People are outraged with French colonial rule and they welcome Polish, Cossacks and Tatar forces led by ressurected Hetman Kalwejt.

Former United States became another voivodeship of Poland and Kalwejt, who did not have damn time (exams are coming) to rule, appointed his good buddy dc_united as regional Ataman, the first female ever to became Ataman.

[Хahar 🤔]

I'm still Inspector General.

[JSojourner]

Yes, easily. 

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Xahar goes to the University which forced him to abandon the post of Inspector General