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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2009, 02:34:01 PM »
Damn, 5 presidents in one year ! Tongue
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« Reply #26 on: December 13, 2009, 02:38:20 PM »
Revolutionary Council for teh win!
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« Reply #27 on: December 13, 2009, 02:43:08 PM »
Captain Mechaman rule was short-lived as well, because after two days out of power President Adams returned and restored moral values.

And he ruled for 10 FREAKING YEARS. Mechman attempted to regain a power for the people two years within Daniel second term, just to be captured and publicly put to death via single-drug lethal injection, but he will ressurect one day, just like Kalwejt.

After 10 years, Daniel Adams was shot by some crazy librul and succeeded by Vice-Adams East Coast Republican, former Chief Justice.
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« Reply #28 on: December 13, 2009, 02:52:40 PM »
And then suddenly Freedom Fighter and great Truthman Robert Stark reveals that the Jews really did WTC and that Daniel Adams is a Jew. In a great turn of events that will forever change the politics of WhatevertehHellWeCallThis........NOBODY CARED.
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« Reply #29 on: December 13, 2009, 02:54:43 PM »
President East Coast Republican nothelessly awarded Stark with a Medal of Honor... And this was his last official act, as former President Antonio V changed his IP, logged in again and led an army of socialist Europeans and Vermont communists to topple evil ECR regime. After this great victory, nodoby dared to ask if he's natural born citizeN.

Welcome back, Mr. President! 
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« Reply #30 on: December 13, 2009, 03:04:02 PM »
I will be back!
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« Reply #31 on: December 13, 2009, 03:05:09 PM »

Field Marshal Arturo Xahar e Silva is relased from cruel jail and is planning something...
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« Reply #32 on: December 13, 2009, 03:08:04 PM »
It is revealed that General Getulio L'Hermine Vargas' suicide skills were as bad as Vronsky's and that he did not die and merely gathered a large army, which he decides to call the Hashemite National Centrist Liberation Front of Acre, for a reason nobody knows.
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« Reply #33 on: December 13, 2009, 03:09:32 PM »
President Antonio V, with a help of ressurected former President and guerilla comandante Kalwejt defeated former near-dead President forces and takes him as a prisoner.
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« Reply #34 on: December 13, 2009, 04:09:08 PM »
But when Antonio realized that the leader of the movement was nobody else that his great mate Getulio L'Hermine Vargas, he decided to modify the constitution and appointed him as Prime Minister.
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« Reply #35 on: December 13, 2009, 04:16:44 PM »
And then Mechaman arose from the dead a proclaimed himself General Secretary of the party. Millions upon millions of Moralfags are sent to the Gulag as a result.
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« Reply #36 on: December 13, 2009, 04:18:39 PM »
Kalwejt get so pissed that he was not named at least damn co-Secretary and challenged Mechaman for an epic duel for power. God, however, disliked both of them and killed both rivals.

They can't ressurect.
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« Reply #37 on: December 13, 2009, 04:22:42 PM »
NiK led a coup, after the death of both. NiK promised a benevolent dictatorship.
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« Reply #38 on: December 13, 2009, 04:23:28 PM »
But GOD send the second Jesus, Bgwah, to take over and NiK could do nothing abiut that.

Meat eating is prohibited under a sentence of death.
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« Reply #39 on: December 13, 2009, 04:24:01 PM »
Then, Disraeli returned and led the Carnivore Liberation Front to victory!
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« Reply #40 on: December 13, 2009, 04:24:52 PM »
But there is a split in the Carnivore Liberation Front over what meats should be consumed.
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« Reply #41 on: December 13, 2009, 04:30:23 PM »
Bgwah get offennded and returned to heaven

HappyWarrior taked the power, allow everyone to eat whetever they want, under a condition they all accept health insurance.

"True America" get pissed...
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« Reply #42 on: December 13, 2009, 04:31:08 PM »
and all die
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« Reply #43 on: December 13, 2009, 04:33:43 PM »

Said Sewer SOcialist and he died, alone
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« Reply #44 on: December 13, 2009, 04:34:14 PM »
45th: JSojourner (D-IN), 2013-2015)
46th: Fritz (D-MN), 2015-2021
JohnnyBoy - President-elect, never inaugurated
47th: Keystone Phil (R-PA), 2021
48th: Rowan Brandon (R-NJ), 2021-2025
49th: Antonio V (D-VT), 2025
50th: Barnes (D-GA), 2025-2029
51th: BushOklahoma (R-OK), 2029
52th: DWTL (R-NJ), 2029-2038
53th : Hamilton (Liberty-CA), 2038-2046
2046-2050 : Office abolished, replaced by a Revolutionary comitee led by Mechaman (New Liberty-OK) and Kalwejt (Radical-RI).
54th: Officepark (Independent Conservative-VA), 2050-2054
55th: Kalwejt (Rad-RI), 2054-2057
56th: JewishConservative (IC-AK), 2057-2058
57th: Hashemite (Rad-ME), 2058
58th: Benconstine (Rad-VA), 2058
59th: Xahar (Rad-CA), 2058
60th Daniel Adams (R-FL), 2058
61st: Mechaman (L-OK), 2058
62nd: Daniel Adams (R-FL), 2058-2068
63rd: East Coast Republican (R-FL), 2068
64th: Antonio V (Rad-VT), 2068
Office abolished, Mechaman as General Secretary, 2068
65th NiK (IC-CA), 2068
66th: Bgwah (Rad-WA), 2068-2071
67th: HappyWarrior (Red-MD), 2071-present]

45th: Assassinated
46th: Succeeded presidency, defeated for second full term (Winston forget about term limit)
47th: Resigned in second month to take vacation in Italy
48th: Defeated
49th: Impeached and banned
51th: Resigned
52th: Overthrown
53th: Overthrown
55th: Died in office
56th: Overthrown
57th: Committed suicide
58th: Overtrown and exiled to Iran
59th: Overtrown and taken prisoner
60th, 62nd: Overthrown, reinstituted
61st: Ovethrown and executed
63rd: Overthrown
64th: Recaptured power and regained password. Ovethrew
65th: Overthrew
66th: Resigned because of meat issue
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« Reply #45 on: December 13, 2009, 04:35:33 PM »

With no friends.

NiK came back, ancient, and killed Bgwah (Jesus), he revealed himself as the reincarnation of Richard Nixon, and, the antichrist, he manipulated everyone with kindness.
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« Reply #46 on: December 13, 2009, 04:38:29 PM »
Quote from: SoIA NiK on December 13, 2009, 04:35:33 PM

With no friends.

NiK came back, ancient, and killed Bgwah (Jesus), he revealed himself as the reincarnation of Richard Nixon, and, the antichrist, he manipulated everyone with kindness.

Until some unkind man killed him by a shotgun.

"I hate damn nice people", assassin explained, before he was piut to death under an order of NiK not nice successor, Coburn in 2012

SPECIAL RULE: NO FORMER PRESIDENT CAN BE PRESIDENT AGAIN
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« Reply #47 on: December 13, 2009, 04:40:33 PM »
Coburn in 2012 runs out of Viagra and kills him self
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« Reply #48 on: December 13, 2009, 04:41:09 PM »
Then, Winston Disraeli was elected, as leader of the Green Party (for some reason). After 8 years, people got pissed off due to liburtarianz! And overthrew him. He was then replaced with Stark
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« Reply #49 on: December 13, 2009, 04:44:31 PM »
Historical ranking of Presidents:

JSojourner: Great FF, mathyr for Democracy

Frist: Great FF

Keystone Phil: Are you kidding me? This fellow prefered to take a trip to Italy instead of ruling!

Rowan: Ughhhh

Antonio V: Great FF, he was beyond his times

Barnes: So he was

BushOK: He read to much about dieases

DWTL: Lulz!

Hamilton: Lulz 2

Mech and Kalwejt: Great FFs

Officepark: FF

Kalwejt: A great visioner, reformer, champion for liberties, mathyr

JewCon: Hahahahahahahahaha

Hashemite: Great FF with poor suicidal skills

Benconstine: Shh, he's in Iran now!

Xahar: Bloddy dictator!

Daniel Adams: Uk

Mechman: Had he only succeeded... ah

Daniel Adams: Ukkkkk

ECR: Lol, lol, lol

Antonio V: A true statesman

NiK: Great statesman, master manipulator, kindness killed him finally

Bgwah: He cared too much about food, to little about people

HappyWarrior: Massive Statesman

Coburn in 2012: WFT?

Disraeli: He's in heaven now

Stark: OMG!
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