Comedy Goldmine XII: A reimagining with Edward James Olmos and Mary McDonnell

[Lunar]

Here is how each individual 2010 US Senate Race is going to pan out:

I feel like next he'll be proclaiming that the Almighty has informed him about the following races...

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

It's called a prediction.

[Marokai Backbeat]

HP. Her ass is freaking huge, though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Marokai Backbeat]

This is really stupid to laugh at, but I couldn't stop laughing for a good several minutes after coming across it:

I mean with the stuffs on top of these from where the milk comes, how do you call it in English?

     Those are called nipples.

[Tetro Kornbluth]

De Valera is a hero, albeit not perfect. If anything he kept Ireland away from fascism and was able to guide it towards long term democracy. While I disagree with him on internment without trial and his opportunity to unify Ireland in WWII, he was still a great leader.

Watch Gully Foyle and/or Jas be the "Irish Historical Accuracy Police" in 5...4...3...2...1...

Now it's 1984
Knock-knock at your front door
It's a Irish Historical Accuracy Police
They have come for your unaccurate niece...

And a DK reference for the epic win.

[Mechaman]

" If Gary Johnson were to win the nomination..."


Well...

If my aunt had balls, then she'd be my uncle. And I place the chances of either happening at about the same.

[The Mikado]

Indeed, which is why it surprises me that he keeps talking about it.

France is the most right-wing real country in Western Europe.

Germany? Switzerland? Ireland?

France is more right-wing than Germany. Switzerland I'm arbitrarily discounting. You're right about Ireland.

An amazingly common attitude about Switzerland.

[minionofmidas]

Indeed, which is why it surprises me that he keeps talking about it.

France is the most right-wing real country in Western Europe.

Germany? Switzerland? Ireland?

France is more right-wing than Germany. Switzerland I'm arbitrarily discounting. You're right about Ireland.

An amazingly common attitude about Switzerland.

Nothing arbitrary about it. It's what the devil created Switzerland for.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Classic online dating advice from Flyers:

OKCupid is probably the most accessible one.

I have an account but don't really check it. I probably should start again. It'd be nice to find a girl a bit more stable than that 32-year old stripper with six kids...

OKCupid is pretty low quality.  I'd go with match.  No rejections.

Oh and don, DO NOT mention suicidal thoughts to any potential dates.  Keep them under lid.

[Phony Moderate]

Alcon, why do we have to spend so much time intelligently discussing a clear sociopath who's only purpose on this forum was to divide, manipulate, and conquer?

Who here is talking about MasterJedi?

MasterJedi couldn't conquer a Baskin Robbins in January.

[Marokai Backbeat]

You don't have to have some kind of religious degree for ordination?

Don't be silly.  An advanced education is not required to become a trusted authority on issues of history, science, philosophy and sociology.  Especially not in Oklahoma.

[bgwah]

Is killing innocent babies natural?

yes for example hamster eat their babies. So do some birds. I can give you more.

[CatoMinor]

Harry Reid will still be majority leader come next year.

[Joe Republic]

I know everyone thinks I'm stupid, but I'm from Kentucky so you'll say that anyway.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Oh dear.  Never mind.  I didn't realize this would such a taxing exchange for one of us.

[Joe Republic]

If you don't beleive me, contact me and I will give you a list of christian conservative web sites that are telling the truth about the obama agenda.

[Joe Republic]

Global warming and climate change aren't to blame, but instead 200 years of western and especially French punitive debts and racism directed at the island nation, leaving it in poverty and under the rule of corrupt, incompetent leaders.

That and, you know, tectonic plates. The bastards.

[TeePee4Prez]

I don't know if this is funny in the fact it's disturbing:

Who cares.  Fats are human filth.  What difference does it make where their blubber is.

[opebo]

I don't know if this is funny in the fact it's disturbing:

Who cares.  Fats are human filth.  What difference does it make where their blubber is.

At least he used to forum-correct Opeboism.

[Joe Republic]

... which provides more evidence that Coburn is fake.

[bullmoose88]

... which provides more evidence that Coburn is fake.

True.  But its such a frustrating act.  Because I'd like to vent at him, but that's feeding the troll.

[Joe Republic]

I dunno, Andrew.  Ever since you and Chris announced your engagement, I've been staring much less at the wife's big boobs and much more at the neighbor's dog.  Perhaps there was something to what Senator Santorum was suggesting!

[Lunar]

I'm a pessimist,

[Sam Spade]

OH CRAP!!!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=z0mb1ez2006@yahoo.com&aq=f&oq=&aqi=

This is what you mean.

Yes, I admit that's something I was looking at a while back and had social-problems and was so angry so upset  and had counseling after I got into that stuff, but that was a long time ago.

Look at the date, it has been over a year since I had that stuff.

Yeas, I admit that was my address.

But that doesn't mean you go around and post stuff like that on this board.

Besides, "rapeboard.com" isn't illegal. It is basically simulated stuff from movies like Hills Have Eye II and other amateur(but fake) crappy russian stuff.

I don't know how this is legal, but it looks like somebody somehow got into my post and edited it to this.
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=109042.0

Which said "Last Edit: January 16, 2010, 11:39:26 pm by Joe Republic »"

[Lunar]

Well, for one thing less semen will be wiped off keyboards in the morning.