Comedy Goldmine XII: A reimagining with Edward James Olmos and Mary McDonnell

[Alexander Hamilton]

You ever heard about Charles Perrault?

nah homie

[MaxQue]

FYI my parents met at Helms' 1990 victory party. SO without that I wouldn't exist. Thanks Mechadouche.

This was also how Voldemort's parents met, funnily enough.

I was going to correct you on that, but then I had an epiphany of sorts.

Wait, who is Voldemort? A former poster?

The bad guy in Harry Potter. You would know if you were able to read.

I can read. I just finished the Cat in the Hat series. A good read!

So, you are reading children's literature? Other books are too difficult to understand for you?

Cat in the Hat is not children's literature. You are thinking of the Clifford series. I stopped reading those when I was 16.

Cat in the Hat is children's literature, that is so obvious, like Cinderella!

Cinderella is a Disney movie. That isn't literature!

That was written by Charles Perrault, like Sleeping Beauty in the end of the 17th century.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

You ever heard about Charles Perrault?

nah homie

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Perrault

And Cinderella was a literature, long before Disney movie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinderella)

Read and learn, if you really can

[Mint]

wow sarcasm failure in this thread.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Hamilton get owned

[Mint]

No my friend, you did by not recognizing obvious joke posts.

[Хahar 🤔]

Perrault's work was rather more interesting than Disney.

[MaxQue]

Perrault's work was rather more interesting than Disney.

And often, the story had a bad ending. The poor Little Red Riding Hood is eating bread and wine gave by the wolf (the flesh and the blood of the grandmother) and is ate by the wolf after that.

[Joe Republic]

Perrault's work was rather more interesting than Disney.

And often, the story had a bad ending. The poor Little Red Riding Hood is eating bread and wine gave by the wolf (the flesh and the blood of the grandmother) and is ate by the wolf after that.

And then the woodsman came by and hacked the wolf to pieces.  Heart-warming stuff for all the family.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Everyone knows a homosexual can't be a better mayor than a heterosexual, no matter WHO they are.

well, a thief may be a better mayor than someone who has never stolen, but that doesn't make the thief qualified to run for mayor

This thread is about Houston, not Baltimore.

[Sewer]

One singular debate with Obama would show the worlds of experience and intellect she has compared to the rank amateur.  She's not that versant on national security, but she can get there.  She beat Biden in a debate.  She just has to prove that and she'll be fine.  I actually think that her and Johnson would be splitting votes.  She has yet to come out on the trail and reveal the Alaskan libertarian that she really is.

[The Mikado]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=105966.15
A Drama in Three Acts:

Part The First:  In which Sewer Socialist makes an inane, pointless thread.

Part The Second: In which Winston Disraeli makes a stunning revelation.

Part The Third:  In which the rest of the forum register a comic reaction.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Following on Mikado's post (check context):

I punch Winston Disraeli in the balls

[The Mikado]

Look at this fail:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080311123027AAFxwa2

Yes, that is hilarious. Reminds me of this quote, but only with "President" instead of "Mayor".

Officepark is really growing on me.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

One lesson to learn from this thread -

There's stupid and then there's BushOK stupid.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     Click for context:

I didn't fall for this because it didn't specify the number of hours remaining until Christmas.

[Mr. Morden]

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I didn't fall for this because it didn't specify the number of hours remaining until Christmas.

Not quite sure I get this one.  Something to do with "preparing for Christmas"?

[Meeker]

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I didn't fall for this because it didn't specify the number of hours remaining until Christmas.

Not quite sure I get this one.  Something to do with "preparing for Christmas"?

Look very closely at who the OP is. Very closely.

[Mr. Morden]

OK, I get it.

[Antonio the Sixth]

BREAKING: I'm not a random guy, I'm the heart and soul of Atlas forum.

This is just the latest of many "hamiltoninsm" in recent days.

[Sewer]

The article I saw didn't call it an affair - only a relationship.

[Phony Moderate]

why is constine so high?

He's a nice guy.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Does BushOklahoma use drugs for recreational purposes?

Its called Coca-Cola!!!

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

No. The state is an illegal, immoral institution and should thus not have the power to take the life of any individual.

[Joe Republic]

You can thank Hoover and his insistence on intervening in the Great Depression for... well.. pretty much the entire Second World War. Thanks alot Keynesians.