Kathy Griffin (D) vs Rush Limbaugh (R) 2012

[JerryBrown2010]

Discuss.

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I hate such threads

[President Mitt]

Everbody writes in Giovanni, and I win in a massive landslide.

My first act as President is declare all who post threads about Presidential Celebrity Match-ups shall be executed by lethal injection.

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My first act as President is declare all who post threads about Presidential Celebrity Match-ups shall be executed by lethal injection.

Nah, method used by Berlin and old prussian provinces until 1938 would be more sophisticated

http://pagesperso-orange.fr/centan.s/menu/pj1928/pj193629011928b.jpg

[Hash]

My first act as President is declare all who post threads about Presidential Celebrity Match-ups shall be executed by lethal injection.

Nah, method used by Berlin and old prussian provinces until 1938 would be more sophisticated

http://pagesperso-orange.fr/centan.s/menu/pj1928/pj193629011928b.jpg

Or the method used by Saudi Arabia until... well... today is better:

http://gregladen.com/wordpress/wp-content/graphics/saudi_killings.jpg

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My first act as President is declare all who post threads about Presidential Celebrity Match-ups shall be executed by lethal injection.

Nah, method used by Berlin and old prussian provinces until 1938 would be more sophisticated

http://pagesperso-orange.fr/centan.s/menu/pj1928/pj193629011928b.jpg

Or the method used by Saudi Arabia until... well... today is better:

http://gregladen.com/wordpress/wp-content/graphics/saudi_killings.jpg

No! I prefer an european axe and evening-dressed headsman

[Mechaman]

Everbody writes in Giovanni, and I win in a massive landslide.

My first act as President is declare all who post threads about Presidential Celebrity Match-ups shall be executed by lethal injection.

Ditto.

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Everbody writes in Giovanni, and I win in a massive landslide.

My first act as President is declare all who post threads about Presidential Celebrity Match-ups shall be executed by lethal injection.

Ditto.

Which part? Landslide or lethal injection?

[Mechaman]

Everbody writes in Giovanni, and I win in a massive landslide.

My first act as President is declare all who post threads about Presidential Celebrity Match-ups shall be executed by lethal injection.

Ditto.

Which part? Landslide or lethal injection?

All of the above

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No, if not axe, let it be French way:

http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=246&u=11395437

[Psychic Octopus]

First Gentleman Levi Johnston.

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First Gentleman Levi Johnston.

It's even worse than an axe

[Hash]

No, if not axe, let it be French way:

http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=246&u=11395437

The REAL French way:

http://caen.gauchepopulaire.fr/public/caen.gauchepopulaire.fr/Maroquin.jpg

[Sasquatch]

Write In: George Costanza

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No, if not axe, let it be French way:

http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=246&u=11395437

The REAL French way:

http://caen.gauchepopulaire.fr/public/caen.gauchepopulaire.fr/Maroquin.jpg

Why not this:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_brIyg5OdFyg/SbQjKel7m4I/AAAAAAAAIho/QleV9M2tVws/s400/7.jpg

[President Mitt]

I'm surprised KyleGordon has not responded to people thinking of creative ways for myself to execute him.

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I'm surprised KyleGordon has not responded to people thinking of creative ways for myself to execute him.

I don't think he'd enjoy such discussion

And, Hash, this is real, old-school French way: http://www.gstatic.com/hostedimg/9f33fb2b6711e40b_landing

[JerryBrown2010]

My first act as President is declare all who post threads about Presidential Celebrity Match-ups shall be executed by lethal injection.

Put a Sock in it Giovanni, stop complaining about threads. Your as bad as Donald Trump if he complained that he didn't have enough money.

I'm surprised KyleGordon has not responded to people thinking of creative ways for myself to execute him.

Oh right I'm sorry, I am off the computer more than 20 hours.

[President Mitt]

My first act as President is declare all who post threads about Presidential Celebrity Match-ups shall be executed by lethal injection.

Put a Sock in it Giovanni, stop complaining about threads. Your as bad as Donald Trump if he complained that he didn't have enough money.

I'm surprised KyleGordon has not responded to people thinking of creative ways for myself to execute him.

Oh right I'm sorry, I am off the computer more than 20 hours.

I shall if you stop posting dumbass threads. JewishCon even provides us some useful threads. You are useless.

[pogo stick]

 I'd vote Rush Limbaugh.


But, in the end, a massive write-in movement elects Tony the Tiger President, as America realized that  congress is stupid  and that Limbaugh and Griffin are just  Clowns who got lost on their way from the  Circus.

closest states



 
for Limbaugh

Oklahoma :

Tony the Tiger : 49.99%
Limbaugh : 47.44%

Missouri :

Tony the Tiger : 56.77%
Limbaugh : 41.77%


For Griffin 

Vermont :

Tony the Tiger : 48.76%
Griffin : 47.65%


Illinois :

Tony the Tiger : 54.65%
Griffin : 42.66%



Map

Tony the Tiger (I) /  Captain Krunch (I) : 73.77%
Rush Limbaugh (R) / Alan Keyes (R) : 15.36%
Kathy Griffin (D) / Keith Olbermann (D) : 10.87%

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Ok, that's enough!

 

Giovanni, just give an order

[President Mitt]

Kalwejt, put on your evening finest, and off with his head!

[JerryBrown2010]

Kalwejt, put on your evening finest, and off with his head!

LOL, oh yes I am so sorry for making a thread that got 21 replies. (minus the useless ones from Giovanni and Kalwejt) I think it's time for some people to grow up.

[President Mitt]

HA! What a Stupid piece of sh**t. Your 21 "replies", nineteen of them were people thinking of ways to kill you. I counted one maybe two that sincerely took (or pretended to) this pile of sh**t seriously.

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Kyle, please, if you can't stop, chose alternative elections board.

Main board should remain for serious match-ups, timelines and ideas