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Sewer
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« on: August 01, 2009, 06:25:27 PM »
Coming soon...
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DownWithTheLeft
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« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2009, 07:44:46 PM »
God I hope some scandalous stories about me come out
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Sewer
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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2009, 01:36:16 AM »
RowanBrandon loves Stark
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Alexander Hamilton
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« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2009, 01:36:38 AM »

LMAO!
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Sewer
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« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2009, 02:04:19 AM »
South Park Conservative blackmails PurpleState!
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Quote from: Lt. Gov. SPC on August 02, 2009, 01:43:26 AM
This bill may be key to deciding who the Regional Protection Party will third-preference in the next election. HINT. HINT.

 
"Nice vague blackmailing." a close source told The ENQUIRER.


This may cost SPC the election. Or will it??!!?


"LIES ALL LIES AAAAAAAAAHHH" SPC's husband DWTL told The ENQUIRER.
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Alexander Hamilton
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« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2009, 02:09:11 AM »
Keep this up, I am finding this hilarious. Although it may violate that slander bill.
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« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2009, 02:09:50 AM »
Quote from: Alexander Hamilton on August 02, 2009, 02:09:11 AM
Keep this up, I am finding this hilarious. Although it may violate that slander bill.

He isn't a resident of the Mideast and there is no national slander laws.
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« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2009, 03:08:00 AM »
This seems to be a topnotch publication.
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« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2009, 08:58:35 AM »
I must say I enjoy this, but I would never use the phrase "AAAAHHHHH", something more like "LIES ALL LIES CONJURED UP BY EVIL LIBERALS BWAAAHHH"
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« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2009, 12:35:39 PM »
Quote from: Sewer Socialist for Senate on August 02, 2009, 02:04:19 AM
South Park Conservative blackmails PurpleState!
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Quote from: Lt. Gov. SPC on August 02, 2009, 01:43:26 AM
This bill may be key to deciding who the Regional Protection Party will third-preference in the next election. HINT. HINT.

 
"Nice vague blackmailing." a close source told The ENQUIRER.


This may cost SPC the election. Or will it??!!?


"LIES ALL LIES AAAAAAAAAHHH" SPC's husband DWTL told The ENQUIRER.

If you are going to quote me, please do so unadulterated.
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« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2009, 12:39:00 PM »
Quote from: Lt. Gov. SPC on August 02, 2009, 12:35:39 PM
Quote from: Sewer Socialist for Senate on August 02, 2009, 02:04:19 AM
South Park Conservative blackmails PurpleState!
by Sewer Socialist


Quote from: Lt. Gov. SPC on August 02, 2009, 01:43:26 AM
This bill may be key to deciding who the Regional Protection Party will third-preference in the next election. HINT. HINT.

 
"Nice vague blackmailing." a close source told The ENQUIRER.


This may cost SPC the election. Or will it??!!?


"LIES ALL LIES AAAAAAAAAHHH" SPC's husband DWTL told The ENQUIRER.

If you are going to quote me, please do so unadulterated.

Quite. Editing atrributed posts in anyway that detracts from the real intent blah blah, IIRC is against forum rules. So sez me anyways Tongue
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Alexander Hamilton
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« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2009, 03:27:03 PM »
Quote from: afleitch on August 02, 2009, 12:39:00 PM
Quote from: Lt. Gov. SPC on August 02, 2009, 12:35:39 PM
Quote from: Sewer Socialist for Senate on August 02, 2009, 02:04:19 AM
South Park Conservative blackmails PurpleState!
by Sewer Socialist


Quote from: Lt. Gov. SPC on August 02, 2009, 01:43:26 AM
This bill may be key to deciding who the Regional Protection Party will third-preference in the next election. HINT. HINT.

 
"Nice vague blackmailing." a close source told The ENQUIRER.


This may cost SPC the election. Or will it??!!?


"LIES ALL LIES AAAAAAAAAHHH" SPC's husband DWTL told The ENQUIRER.

If you are going to quote me, please do so unadulterated.

Quite. Editing atrributed posts in anyway that detracts from the real intent blah blah, IIRC is against forum rules. So sez me anyways Tongue

It's called the Enquirer and it's supposed to be funny. Maybe just put a warning or something in first post.
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« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2009, 03:30:31 PM »
      Hahaha. Great work so far.
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Sewer
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« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2009, 01:54:12 AM »
Will Zombies kill Atlasia?
by sewer socialist

Today is Election day.

The Zombies are here.

Run.

NOW.



"this sh**t ruins the fun of the game." a close source told The ENQUIRER.

We now brig you to Marokai Blue.



Quote from: Senator Marokai Blue on April 01, 2009, 04:58:49 PM
Goodness, alot of RPP support with newbies. Tongue

Quote from: Luis Gonzalez on April 01, 2009, 05:22:26 PM
Chairman O's stimulus works in mysterious ways.


Chairman O...


More soon.
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« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2009, 01:58:06 AM »
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Sewer
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« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2009, 01:00:17 AM »
Ebowed clipped his nails yesterday.
by Sewer Socialist

This is so relevant!!!
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Sewer
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« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2009, 09:50:39 PM »
Sewer Socialist leaves the LNF
by your mom

Sewer Socialist the king of asum has leaft teh LNF 4 RPP.

The reaksin of RPP is mixed.




Quote from: Senator Tmthforu94 on September 30, 2009, 06:44:14 PM
I am happy that Sewer joined the party, he is a sexy man.
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Alexander Hamilton
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« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2009, 09:52:31 PM »
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Sewer
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« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2009, 11:03:53 AM »
Massive AndrewCT scandal breaking
by Beet
AndrewCT is gay. And he takes money from the mob. And his real name is Ishmael Zwinn. And he was really born in Kenya and is hiding his birth certificate.

And you know what... I DON'T CARE.
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« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2009, 02:06:45 PM »
Quote from: Sewer Socialist on October 02, 2009, 11:03:53 AM
Massive AndrewCT scandal breaking
by Beet
AndrewCT is gay. And he takes money from the mob. And his real name is Ishmael Zwinn. And he was really born in Kenya and is hiding his birth certificate.

And you know what... I DON'T CARE.

sh**t! I've been found out!
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« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2009, 02:14:16 PM »
Quote from: Sewer Socialist on October 02, 2009, 11:03:53 AM
Massive AndrewCT scandal breaking
by Beet
AndrewCT is gay. And he takes money from the mob. And his real name is Ishmael Zwinn. And he was really born in Kenya and is hiding his birth certificate.

That's not breaking news.  I've been saying that for weeks now.
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« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2009, 03:49:38 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Moderate on October 03, 2009, 02:14:16 PM
Quote from: Sewer Socialist on October 02, 2009, 11:03:53 AM
Massive AndrewCT scandal breaking
by Beet
AndrewCT is gay. And he takes money from the mob. And his real name is Ishmael Zwinn. And he was really born in Kenya and is hiding his birth certificate.

That's not breaking news.  I've been saying that for weeks now.

Thats only because you have a crush on me.
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« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2009, 03:50:29 PM »
Quote from: Sewer Socialist on September 30, 2009, 01:00:17 AM
Ebowed clipped his nails yesterday.
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This is so relevant!!!


I love this newspaper.
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Sewer
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« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2009, 01:32:55 AM »
ZOMBIEZ VOTE FOR "MINTY" SENATOR!!
By Marokai Blue


This week hamoletin's zombie hoard voted for hamoletin's chief zombie one mint.

As you all know I Marokai Blue hate zombies, hamlitten and the zombie party (aka: arc).

That is why I must tell this sorry from a former zombie.


"It was a bad time on youtube I was making youtube poops then i sued hi to Mr hamlolton then in a blink of an eye I was a zombie!!"


Chilling stuff, see you next time yall.



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Sewer
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« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2009, 01:40:17 AM »
A COMIC 2 CREER U UP!!111!!!1!!1
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