Do McDonalds Chicken Nuggets contain alien hair?
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It’s so Joever
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« on: December 24, 2022, 12:03:10 PM »
Good hair.
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« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2022, 12:10:16 PM »
Yes, that's why I don't eat them. Maybe I should order them next time and let the alien hair go crunch though.
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« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2022, 12:21:59 PM »
Yes, that's why I do eat them. Alien hair go crunch.
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« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2022, 03:38:17 PM »
Yes, but they only used alien hair that's chemically identiical to processed chicken
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« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2022, 12:12:48 AM »
If it's true, alien hair is pretty tasty
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« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2022, 04:38:08 AM »
No, such an ingredient is too expensive. To cut costs and increase profits, McDonalds uses a processed substitute.
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« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2022, 07:05:35 PM »
They're probably the closest thing we actually have to Popplers from 'Futurama.'
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