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Question: Will Bernie Sanders skydive into his rally this afternoon?
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« on: June 03, 2016, 12:05:20 PM »

http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/282104-sanders-could-skydive-into-california-rally



Also, Reddit is pre-baking their conspiracy theories about how this is an elaborate plot to throw him out of a plane with a faulty parachute and deliver the election to Hillary Clinton.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4mdb18/rumor_bernie_might_skydive_into_his_rally_in/
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« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2016, 12:06:18 PM »

Elaborate suicde?
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« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2016, 12:07:22 PM »

It's not happening: http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/282128-sanders-campaign-sanders-wont-skydive-into-rally
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« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2016, 12:08:19 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2016, 12:09:14 PM »

Sad! Might've made me join the team again as the cult would have substance.
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« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2016, 12:24:48 PM »

Would gave confirmed the suspicion that Sanders is in the pocket of Big Skydiving.
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« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2016, 12:33:16 PM »

Imagine the Trump ads from this. A slow motion clip of Bernie crashing through the stage as a headshot of Hillary fades into view, with her laughing in the background.
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« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2016, 12:41:12 PM »

Is there any "story" The Hill won't run with at this point?
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« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2016, 12:45:17 PM »
« Edited: June 03, 2016, 12:47:40 PM by Angrie »

Just goes to show what a coward he is. How can he say that he wants to be commander in chief if he is too old, frail, and afraid even to parachute into a safe rally, and yet stand ready to order soldiers to parachute into dangerous battle? At least Hillary proved her mettle by dodging sniper fire, while Trump bravely volunteered for Vietnam, but was turned down because the recruiters recognized that his untapped potential was better utilized in real estate. And then there's David French, who would not hesitate to parachute into a rally if he could actually get on the ballot and then have a rally with some attendees to parachute into.
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« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2016, 01:22:27 PM »

Imagine the Trump ads from this. A slow motion clip of Bernie crashing through the stage as a headshot of Hillary fades into view, with her laughing in the background.

Smiley I lol'd.
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« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2016, 02:45:26 PM »

https://youtu.be/_QVjG6V1yqc

That would be him.
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« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2016, 02:57:34 PM »

Don't tell me people actually believed this.
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« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2016, 05:24:53 PM »

Don't tell me people actually believed this.
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