Is t_host1 the greatest poster in Forum history?

[dead0man]

What term should I use?  I considered dancing monkey, but I liked clown better.  Clowns keep children (especially slow ones) entertained better than monkeys.  Plus they never throw sh**t at the audience (unless you pay them to), just like the clowns the Atlas is entertained by.

[Türkisblau]

What term should I use?  I considered dancing monkey, but I liked clown better.  Clowns keep children (especially slow ones) entertained better than monkeys.  Plus they never throw sh**t at the audience (unless you pay them to), just like the clowns the Atlas is entertained by.

I know this has been asked repeatedly, but why are you still here?

[dead0man]

Honestly, I get bored at work.  Much of the internet is blocked (DoD firewall).  Man can only read random wikis and tvtropes for so long.

(more seriously, some of the discussion here is good.  I enjoy some of the people.  It's wise to know what "the other side" is bitching about or pushing for.)



...and some of you really need help figuring out internet etiquette.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

What term should I use?  I considered dancing monkey, but I liked clown better.  Clowns keep children (especially slow ones) entertained better than monkeys.  Plus they never throw sh**t at the audience (unless you pay them to), just like the clowns the Atlas is entertained by.

I know this has been asked repeatedly, but why are you still here?

Ridiculous question. You can easily be more than annoyed by 90% of the people here and still finding it entertaining enough to log on and post. Once you get in the habit, it's a good go-to when your Facebook newsfeed is as predictably boring as usual.

[Antonio the Sixth]

T_host is repetitive? WTF? He's honestly one of the most creative posters here.

[Bacon King]

T_host is repetitive? WTF? He's honestly one of the most creative posters here.

I meant repetitive in the sense that you know a post of his will be hilariously incoherent before you even look at it

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

T_host is repetitive? WTF? He's honestly one of the most creative posters here.

I meant repetitive in the sense that you know a post of his will be hilariously incoherent before you even look at it

Incoherent? Are you literate? He's speaking Dixie!

[Antonio the Sixth]

T_host is repetitive? WTF? He's honestly one of the most creative posters here.

I meant repetitive in the sense that you know a post of his will be hilariously incoherent before you even look at it

I see, but then does that mean that Al is also repetitive because his posts will always be witty, strongly-worded, well-crafted, and amazingly articulate retorts to absurd claims made by other posters? If that's how you define repetitiveness, then it's not really a problem to me.

[Ban my account ffs!]

Tony's on a roll lately! 

Thosts posts are varied and are extremely well crafted.  Nothing he says is by accident.  They are constructed in a way to be relatable to each other while covering many different subjects.  Like words.  That way once you can read him...you can understand the hidden meaning behind what he says.

Babbling idiots only occur to babbling idiots.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Fellow Jaoists, it is time that we organize and spread the Word! Our glorious Leader t_host shall show us the way, forming the cornerstone of our new Republic.

Here, I present you the Great Seal of the Jaoist Republic of T_hostilia (or, in the jao language, the More Airtight Jaoist Republic T_hostilia).



The phrase in scare quote is our motto (translates to "In Jao We Trust").