prophetman vs. Mechaman

[Mechaman]

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Had to happen in order for the prophetic scriptures to be fulfilled, and for Paul to write in 11Thes.2,

"Let no man deceive you by any means, for the coming of the Lord shall not occur until after the apostasy of the American churches, and their exaltation of the black man."

You've gotten your wish, pal, but the hard part wll be when you face God and try to explain to Him why you worshipped the corrupt and violent black man, ie man of lawlessness.

Or

It's 2008 and people are really REALLY PISSED OFF!  Republicans are becoming Nazis, liberal Democrats are becoming COMMUNASTS!  So America turns to one man, a man who was nothing less than the most popular, most sexy governor in the history of the Commonwealth of Virginia who had very sexy abs who hit it off with teh ladies.  Yes that man is Mark Warner!


Just look at those sexy abs, God help teh ladies from devouring is pure godly soul!!!!!

Mark Warner goes onto the Democratic Primaries to score one against Mr. Jackie Robinson Wannabe Barrack Obomber and that feminazi Hillary Clinton, who can't even make a goddamn sandwhich who hates men.  He is nominated unanimously amongst the Democratic Convention, with fellow Democrat Brian Schweitzer, the Governor of Mantana, declaring "Oh Holy Jesus I just bust a nut!!!"  After the speech Joe Sestak, former rear admiral in the Murican Army, came on stage with a mop and bucket and declared "this November, MARK WARNER IS GONNA CLEAN UP THE REPUBLICAN'S MESS! But first, I guess I should clean up Schweitzer's mess...."

So Mark Warner is now the Democratic nominee for President, so due to his super sexy abs and hitting it off with teh ladies it only seemed natural that Warner find a female mistress vice president as part of a historic ticket so naturally he chose the Latina American representative Loretta Sanchez, a Blue Dog Democrat, as his VP.


Loretta Sanchez would thus become the second woman to be on the VP ticket of the Democratic Party as well as the first fine ass Latino Vice President.

With this revolutionary ticket, it seemed nothing could stop the Democrats come election.

On the Republican side super duper retard religious extremist former Arkansas Governurd Mike Suckabee....err I mean Huckabee ended up woning the nomination after exposing the freuds nome as Shitt Romney and John McLame Mitt Romney and John McCain.


Mike Suckabee Huckabee, the Republikkkan nominee for President.

In order to combat the super sexiness of Mark Warner and his sexy abs who hits it off with teh ladies Mike Huckabee needed to GO URBAN YO DOG! and decided to nominate Michael Steele, the former Lieutenant Governor of Maryland and the first African American to be nominated to a major party ticket.


YEAH THIS IS MICHAEL STEELE Y'ALL!!!!! FORMER MOTHERBLEEPING LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR OF MARYLAND AND THE FIRST NIGRA AFRICAN AMERICAN VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IN MURICAN HISTRAY!

And then it came down to the Presidential election season......President George Whitey Does Not Care About Black People Bush was going all about screwing everything.  First he screwed the Iraqis, then he screwed Katrina, then he screwed Valerie Plame, then he screwed the economy, and then finally he screwed a baby goat on ;live tv!  It seemed there were no lows that George Bush would sink to earn the title "Biggest f***ing Idiot President evur!"  In his attempts at playing Mr. Big Daddy Pants Mr. Bush even went as far as to screw the corpse of Ronald Reagan ON LIVE TV!  It was so awful, SO DISGUSTING YUCK!!!
(dude, I thought this was about Mark Warner)

Oh right, Mark Sex God Warner, the governor with the sexy abs who hits it off with the ladies.  With his aura of sexy moderate goddiness, as well as his base of millions of horny single females and Southern Jewish populist Democrats who went on a good, just, and sexy moral crusade to propagate the good sex god that is Mark Warner.  People everywhere just couldn't help but get excited over the enigma, the persona, the sexual charisma, or Mark Warner.  People everywhere felt their bosoms heave as Marky Mark Warner spoke five words, took a dramatic pause, and then spoke 3 words, and then paused again, before William Shatner sued him for trademark infringement (but later withdrew lawsuit after being blown away by the sexgoddiness of Mark Warner).

In the debates against Mike Suckabee Mike Huckabee, the nation saw very clearly the difference between the angry ugly redneck Republikkkan and the enigmatic sexy godly sexy moderate sexy godly hurricane force of nature and will known as Mark Warner.  He would anilate Huckabee completely in the debates to the point of making Mike Huckabee cry on stage shouting "but you said you loved me!"  The Moderator would thus call Huckabee a "biscuit eating f****t" and tell him to "go cruise some sailors in San Francisco."

The end result?
Due to revelations that George Bush and Mike Huckabee were secret gay lovers who made black jokes about Republican VP Michael Steele, as well as Steele claiming before Associated Press that he loved the "taste of some fine white bitches".  As a result Mark Warner wins a mega epic landslide.

Mark Sexgod Warner (D-VA)/Loretta Firendasack Sanchez (D-CA) 501 evs
Mike Huckabee(R-AR)/Michael Vontavious Motherbleeper Steele Y'all (R-MD) 37 evs

Mark Warner wins over 500 electoral votes and loses only 4 states and the District of Columbia.  He loses Massachusetts because they all abunch of f****ts who suddenly started liking the George W. Dick.  He loses Maine and Vermont because the residents of the states didn't get the memo that April Fools happened 7 months ago, he loses DC because a Soler Eclipse caused the people to go amneic and accidently vote for Huckabee, and he loses New Jersey because they live in Hell.

And so began the All Time Love Story Between President Mark Warner and His Lovely Litte America.

Make your choice.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Prophetman.

When you include yourself in a poll, you're breaking a golden rule.

[Bo]

Mechaman/Mechaman

[Хahar 🤔]

Reaally bad form to include yourself in a poll against a very unpopular person.

[Mechaman]

Reaally bad form to include yourself in a poll against a very unpopular person.

I know, but I just thought it would be hilar to make a prophetman vs. Mechaman poll with pretty darn politically incorrect posts from the both of us.
Then again, my reasonings always seem to fly over most of your heads anyway................

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Btw, who the hell is (or was) Prophetman?

[Mechaman]

Btw, who the hell is (or was) Prophetman?

Does anyone on here study Bible prophecy, ie, Daniel and Revelation, etc?....I mean REALLY study it?  If so, do you take into consideration that Babylon is America?, and that the ten horns upon Babylon in Rev.17 are African Americans?

Wanna discuss it?

I think it is possible that America is the Babylon of Revelation...BUT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU ARE INTERPRETING IT TO SINGLE OUT AFRICAN AMERICANS.

In fact, the ten horns are not upon Babylon, rather they are on the head of beast.  Babylon is the great prostitute in Revelation.  The ten horns of the beast give the antiChrist authority to destroy Babylon the great prostitute so that the antiChrist can go and destroy Israel (which leads one to wonder if the reason why the prostitute had to be destroyed was because it was protecting Israel).

I doubt if anyone here knows what you're talking about.  And, I doubt very seriously if YOU know what you're talking about.

African Americans are depicted as "the ten horns" in Daniel and in Revelation.
In fact, their whole history is recorded in the book of Daniel.

They're the ten horns upon Babylon in Rev.17.
And, they're the ten horns in Rev.13.

Hell, if all we had to go by was Rev.13, we'd know that African Americans are that ten-horn beast!

African Americans had a wound caused by slavery.  America healed that slavery wound, and today the whole world wonders after (idolizes) them.

An image has been created of African Americans, which causes all; the small and great, the rich and poor, and the free and bond in America to receive and accept them.

They have to be worshipped (given preferencial treatment) in America's schools and universities (the forehead), in the workplace (the right hand), and in all places of business (that buy and sell).

Their name is "the ten horns", and their number is 600, 60, and 6.
You have to multiply by 10 (by the ten horns) to get those numbers.

Thus, when you multiply the ten horns by 6 you'll get the number 60.  And, when you multiply the ten horns by 60 you'll get 600.
And, when you multiply the ten horns by 600 you'll get 6000, and so forth and so on. 

See?!  That wasn't so hard, was it?!!

This one is probably a better one.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Btw, who the hell is (or was) Prophetman?

Does anyone on here study Bible prophecy, ie, Daniel and Revelation, etc?....I mean REALLY study it?  If so, do you take into consideration that Babylon is America?, and that the ten horns upon Babylon in Rev.17 are African Americans?

Wanna discuss it?

I think it is possible that America is the Babylon of Revelation...BUT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU ARE INTERPRETING IT TO SINGLE OUT AFRICAN AMERICANS.

In fact, the ten horns are not upon Babylon, rather they are on the head of beast.  Babylon is the great prostitute in Revelation.  The ten horns of the beast give the antiChrist authority to destroy Babylon the great prostitute so that the antiChrist can go and destroy Israel (which leads one to wonder if the reason why the prostitute had to be destroyed was because it was protecting Israel).

I doubt if anyone here knows what you're talking about.  And, I doubt very seriously if YOU know what you're talking about.

African Americans are depicted as "the ten horns" in Daniel and in Revelation.
In fact, their whole history is recorded in the book of Daniel.

They're the ten horns upon Babylon in Rev.17.
And, they're the ten horns in Rev.13.

Hell, if all we had to go by was Rev.13, we'd know that African Americans are that ten-horn beast!

African Americans had a wound caused by slavery.  America healed that slavery wound, and today the whole world wonders after (idolizes) them.

An image has been created of African Americans, which causes all; the small and great, the rich and poor, and the free and bond in America to receive and accept them.

They have to be worshipped (given preferencial treatment) in America's schools and universities (the forehead), in the workplace (the right hand), and in all places of business (that buy and sell).

Their name is "the ten horns", and their number is 600, 60, and 6.
You have to multiply by 10 (by the ten horns) to get those numbers.

Thus, when you multiply the ten horns by 6 you'll get the number 60.  And, when you multiply the ten horns by 60 you'll get 600.
And, when you multiply the ten horns by 600 you'll get 6000, and so forth and so on. 

See?!  That wasn't so hard, was it?!!

This one is probably a better one.

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[Mechaman]

I just thought it would be funny to have a poll where you have a full-on racist who uses politically correct terms versus an extreme anti-racist who uses pretty darned politically incorrect terms.

Mindboggling ain't it?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I just thought it would be funny to have a poll where you have a full-on racist who uses politically correct terms versus an extreme anti-racist who uses pretty darned politically incorrect terms.

Mindboggling ain't it?

Well, I still was the one who voted for him. Sorry, but how I can bash people when they include themselves in polls and let you go away with that?

[Eraserhead]

tl;dr

[k-onmmunist]

You broke the rule.