Most Flatulent President

[JSojourner]

Alright, screw the much less important polls about who was a great President.  Let's have a real discussion of the issues.

Which President farted the most?  Things to consider...

Taft:  The big boys have big appetites, which means the 'ol crap factory is working overtime.

Clinton:  Well?  What happens to YOU after two Big Macs?

T.R.:   You don't think the old boy just said "Bully!" when he got good news, do you?

The Decider:  You know it's true.  He just sits in the oval office and plays "pull my finger" all day while Cheney and Rove do the real work.

Jackon:   Those rustic, rough-hewn characters loved to lay down the funk bomb.

Other:  You may have wisdom and insight that I lack.  So please, dispense it here.


(No, I am not drunk.  Just one Mojito.)

[YRABNNRM]

Other: Chester Alan Arthur

[Хahar 🤔]

Taft.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Gotta be Taft.

[Wakie]

LBJ ... the man was infamous for exposing himself to others while he was in Congress.  Something tells me he wasn't shy about letting them rip.

[Eraserhead]

Ford looked like a gas bag to me.

[JSojourner]

LBJ ... the man was infamous for exposing himself to others while he was in Congress.  Something tells me he wasn't shy about letting them rip.

Oh that's true -- I had forgotten about him having cabinet meetings while he was moving his bowels.  LBJ hated to waste time!

[dead0man]

Gotta be Taft.