View #1You do realize that Dave is a myth, don't you?
View #2I'm a deist on this. Dave exists or, at the very least, existed at some point and made this forum. Then, he decided he just doesn't give a flip and have better things to do than attend to the local losers.
View #3Bunch of heathens. Dave is real, He has a plan, and He will return in due time to judge us all, punish the trolls with permabans, and reward good posters with an eternity of beautiful precinct-level election maps.
View #4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ