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« on: January 15, 2015, 09:14:41 AM »
He needs a job
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« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2015, 09:24:08 AM »
I wouldn't want to be picked up by him. 
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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2015, 09:33:58 AM »
He could do quite well in tips if he plays the Tourette's card.  Just saying.
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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2015, 09:35:49 AM »
"Whenever I'm feeling a bit sleepy while driving somebody to the airport, I let Jesus take the wheel and there is NOTHING wrong with that!"
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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2015, 09:38:35 AM »
Please stop.
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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2015, 09:42:29 AM »
No.  God isn't for him.
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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2015, 09:51:20 AM »
God does whatever Bushie tells him, because God is Bushie's humble servant.
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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2015, 12:02:24 PM »
If there is a God then yes. My faith depends on it.
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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2015, 12:14:38 PM »
No, God only seems to want Bushie to get scam jobs or jobs where 24 hours is a full work week.
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« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2015, 12:43:00 PM »
Quote from: Lief on January 15, 2015, 12:14:38 PM
No, God only seems to want Bushie to get scam jobs or jobs where 24 hours is a full work week.
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The Update God is an Old Testament vengeful deity. Bushie keeps spouting all this Love Is All You Need stuff, and God keeps on smiting him.
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« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2015, 01:14:03 PM »
I dismiss this thread as irrelevant.
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« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2015, 05:00:08 PM »
Quote from: Lief on January 15, 2015, 12:14:38 PM
No, God only seems to want Bushie to get scam jobs or jobs where 24 hours is a full work week.

I think the God I know is much more real than the God bushie thinks he knows. God is a vengeful woman that likes to mess with us for her own enjoyment, and teach us lessons when we screw up. Why Bushie continues to say my God is not real is beyond me when all the evidence points to Her being much more real than his loving, fluffy God will ever be.
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