Update Season VII: "The OK Corral"

[Joe Biden 2020]

I will close out Update VII and open up Update VIII after I wake up tomorrow.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I've never heard of a 12 day migrane before. The doctor couldn't help you?

[Joe Biden 2020]

He gave me that shot in my bum, but my headache just laughed...

[Joe Biden 2020]

My headache keeps fluctuating between a 3.5 and a 7.  It rarely ever drops below a 2.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I've never heard of a 12 day migrane before. The doctor couldn't help you?

My mother has had a headache virtually every single day since 1978.

[King]

Get off the damn computer screen if you have a headache and drink some water, and get some fresh air even.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

A headache every day since 1978?!?! I'd kill myself if that was the case.

[Eraserhead]

My headache keeps fluctuating between a 3.5 and a 7.  It rarely ever drops below a 2.

Thinking so much about this "headache scale" of yours is probably contributing to the headache.

[Хahar 🤔]

I will close out Update VII and open up Update VIII after I wake up tomorrow.

Why? Previous threads have run over 200 pages. This one is good.

[Kitteh]

I will close out Update VII and open up Update VIII after I wake up tomorrow.

Why? Previous threads have run over 200 pages. This one is good.

Yes, but his threads are trying to lose weight.

[Joe Republic]

This current episode is hilarious!  Bushie officiating a wedding?!  Guaranteed classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJhbP4q32vs

[opebo]

A headache every day since 1978?!?! I'd kill myself if that was the case.

Alas, many such sufferers do commit suicide, Duke.

[Mr. Morden]

I will close out Update VII and open up Update VIII after I wake up tomorrow.

Why? Previous threads have run over 200 pages. This one is good.

Dave asked us to limit the super-long threads.  Apparently five 80 page threads is easier on the server than one 400 page thread.  ("Easier on the server" = less slowdown when trying to access Atlas)

[Bacon King]

Well, the doctor gave me a shot for my migraines, but thankfully, I was still able to drive home.  I'm about to take a nap as the shot is making me fade.  I do need to be up to meet the bride and groom at the church to show them the facilities at 1500.

My headache just laughed at the shot.  It's still blaring away.  Mom gets these shots quite  often and thinks it may take some time for it to start working.  I'm going to try to go the rest of the day without taking anything.

Anyway, I will be meeting the bride and groom at the church at 1600 to show them the facilities and get their final decision on whether to use the church or not for their wedding.  If they decide to use the church, I will be getting the Minister's Handbook out of the Pastor's Office and brushing up on what to say during the ceremony which will be Saturday evening.  This will be my very first wedding to perform and I was very honest and told the bride that up front.  It doesn't seem to have made her change her mind, but I'll find out for sure about an hour from now.

It took about 6 hours for the shot to take effect, so its still working, but it has knocked my headache out of the migraine category to the moderately severe category.  On a 10 point scale, it was hovering between an 8.5 and 9.0 out of 10, now it's hovering between 6.0-6.5.

Holy it what the ck Bushie, are you cking serious? I've suffered from some pretty intense migraines in my day, and I have friends who have them even worse than I do. Migraines are so painful that they completely floor you... a headache doesn't warrant being placed on a numerical scale, let alone be a cking "nine out of ten," if you can still drive down to the reservation and back, stare at the computer screen for so long unphased, or even manage to coherently think about what you're supposed to be doing tomorrow. The fact that you're being so hyperbolic here suggests to me that you've been so cking babied for so long that you literally have no concept of how tough the real world actually can be, if some minor daily nuisance that doesn't actually keep you from doing anything is a "nine out of ten." Like, honestly, just cking grow a pair and cut it out with all this prissy pouty it.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

A diet of Crispix and McDonalds is probably one of the worst I can imagine.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

When is the bride's due date Bushie? 

[Joe Biden 2020]

Alright, folks, this thread is into its 81st page and over 2000 replies, so I am closing down Update VII.  Update VIII will be up shortly.