Would Jesus Christ "spike the football"?

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Proverbs 11:10 "When the righteous prosper, the city rejoices; when the wicked perish, there are shouts of joy."


...I vote YES!

[bullmoose88]

Nah.  He probably dunks (or at least does an awesome layup) on the goal post.

[Napoleon]

Stop.

[King]

Because Proverbs was the story of Jesus and he came to Earth because the Old Testament didn't need any updates or fixing.

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Because Proverbs was the story of Jesus and he came to Earth because the Old Testament didn't need any updates or fixing.

would it be unChristian for me to point out that fulfilling is not the same thing as updating or fixing

and, obviously, there is nothing in the NT which comes close to stating "When the righteous prosper, the city mourns; when the wicked perish, there are shouts of sorrow."

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Thanks a lot, jmf. Now everyone are fed up with Jesus.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

No. Football's not kosher.

[TJ in Oregon]

Who ever said the team allowing the touchdown was wicked?

[Хahar 🤔]

Nah, Jesus would hand the ball to the referee like Walter Payton.

[memphis]

Stop spamming plz. Seriously.

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Stop spamming plz. Seriously.

this is a legitimate question, for Obama attempted to make celebrating OBL's death a moral issue.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

I wonder ... what non-Christian religions do you think are probably included in "the wicked"?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I wonder ... what non-Christian religions do you think are probably included in "the wicked"?

It's the corrupted churches and their tainted brand of "Christianity" that I would include there, including jmfcst's.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

I wonder ... what non-Christian religions do you think are probably included in "the wicked"?

It's the corrupted churches and their tainted brand of "Christianity" that I would include there, including jmfcst's.

are you trying to torture me with your unspecified logic before the appointed day?

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hand the ball to the referee like Walter Payton.

which is why The Frig had a Super Bowl touchdown and Payton didn't....Walter-the-cry-baby took himself way too seriously

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Forget spiking the football, would Jesus Christ do The Funky Chicken?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0EVm7fi0iQ#t=2m37s

[opebo]

What is 'spike the football', some sick sexual term?

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

What is 'spike the football', some sick sexual term?

it's a slice of Americana that doesnt deal with push rods, so you're going to be of no use in this thread.

[opebo]

What is 'spike the football', some sick sexual term?

it's a slice of Americana that doesnt deal with push rods, so you're going to be of no use in this thread.

Twas a joke, but yours was good also.

Actually I used to occasionally attend the pro-fessional base-ball game, but only because dad's seats were so ridiculously good that it actually impressed even the kind of girls I dated.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

What is 'spike the football', some sick sexual term?

it's a slice of Americana that doesnt deal with push rods, so you're going to be of no use in this thread.

Twas a joke, but yours was good also.

Actually I used to occasionally attend the pro-fessional base-ball game, but only because dad's seats were so ridiculously good that it actually impressed even the kind of girls I dated.

I was hoping we could use this thread to reminisce about the evolution of end zone celebrations…but the Nazis have openly warned us that their antiChrist Führer has instructing them to place these WWJD threads on their Code Red Watch List….so I’m experiencing an unexpected level of no-shows and empty seats.   I tried to pass out pom poms to entice a larger crowd, but they were not on the Approved Items List (which apparently is on the flip side of the Watch List) and thus were quickly and rudely confiscated.

[opebo]

I was hoping we could use this thread to reminisce about the evolution of end zone celebrations…but the Nazis have openly warned us that their antiChrist Führer has instructing them to place these WWJD threads on their Code Red Watch List….so I’m experiencing an unexpected level of no-shoes and empty seats.   I tried to pass out pom poms to entice a larger crowd, but they were not on the Approved Items List (which apparently is on the flip side of the Watch List) and thus were quickly and rudely confiscated.

Seriously?  People are actually not posting here because of what the little hitlers said?  That seems odd.  I would think people would just post here until they censored it by deleting or locking the thread.  Are they really that cowed?

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

I was hoping we could use this thread to reminisce about the evolution of end zone celebrations…but the Nazis have openly warned us that their antiChrist Führer has instructing them to place these WWJD threads on their Code Red Watch List….so I’m experiencing an unexpected level of no-shoes and empty seats.   I tried to pass out pom poms to entice a larger crowd, but they were not on the Approved Items List (which apparently is on the flip side of the Watch List) and thus were quickly and rudely confiscated.

Seriously?  People are actually not posting here because of what the little hitlers said?  That seems odd.  I would think people would just post here until they censored it by deleting or locking the thread.  Are they really that cowed?

Inks is now one of them:

Jesus just called my cell phone and told me that he's sick of all these threads and that I am to vanquish any further ones.  Consider this yall's last warning.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

The lack of interest is likely because many of our posters have the absurd idea that a football is supposed to be round.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

The lack of interest is likely because many of our posters have the absurd idea that a football is supposed to be round.

and many believe you're not allowed up use your hands, so they probably have no idea what spiking the football means

[Paul Kemp]

To stop the clock?