That's my prediction how Trump will mock potential Democratic candidates with nicknames:
John Delaney: "Has anybody heard of Tiny Johnny, that third-rate congressman? He's campaigning for three years now and went nowhere. Absolutely nowhere. He's at 1% in the polls. Think of that – campaigning for three years, wasting millions of dollars and at 1% in the polls. When I announced, I surged to first place within three days, spent virtually no money and knocked off 17 people. Big, big difference, folks. I think Tiny Johnny is going down in history as the most inefficient presidential candidate ever. Ever. Nobody even thought that was possible".
Elizabeth Warren: "Goofy Elizabeth Warren got nothing done in the senate. She's a whiny loser and disgrace to her party. A complete and total disaster. And the fake media complained that I called her Pocahontas. I actually would like to apologize to Pocahontas for insulting him so badly"
Joe Biden: "Wait, Old Joey is still around? Wow. Who expected this to happen? He thinks he's gonna be the second Obama. Obama actually wanted him to get in, but he didn't have the guts to run. So, very weak person. But at least he released his birth certificate. Or… has anyone actually seen it? Some people say he's born in Sweden. Who the hell knows?"
Kamala Harris: "Folks, you only get more illegal immigration with Open-Border-Kamala. She wants everybody in. The drug lords just gonna pour in by the millions. They kill us. Little Kamala is also a total lightweight, but thinks she's gonna be great for blacks. But she isn't! Trump has tremendous support from blacks that no other Republican ever had. Nobody wants to say it, but it's true."
Andrew Cuomo: "Corrupt Andy. He's so corrupt as hell and he shouldn't be allowed to run. He ruined New York big league with his stupidity and corruption. Very very bad guy! He only got in three times as governor because the Republicans nominated total joke candidates. Actually I considered running against him in 2014. And the early polls showed me beating him big league. I think I would have won by tremendous numbers had I run against Corrupt Andy. But I decided to run for president instead to make America great again."
Adam Schiff: "I watched this poor sad Adam Schiff the other night, Sleazy Adam. He's really failing like nobody has ever imagined. Zero enthusiasm in his small crowds. No wonder when you take a look at his record. I think, and I really mean that, that he's one of the worst congressmen the world has ever seen. He's got nothing done except obstruction and lied the heck all over the place. He should be ashamed of himself."
Steve Bullock: "Steve Who? Who ever heard of this guy? But he wants to run for office against the most successful president in history? Give me a break."
Kirsten Gillibrand: "Oh come on, who do you think is tougher on Kim, Putin and China? Barbie Girl or Trump?"
Cory Booker: "I call him the Bachelor, that Cory Booker. He's actually a really, really nice guy, but he just doesn't have it. I mean, he's not even married. If he can't be successful with women, he can't be a great leader. It's that simple. I have tremendous support from women."
Sherrod Brown: "Crazy Sherrod is trying to be tough on trade deals. He tried to copy me but failed miserably. He can't renegotiate our trade deals. Just can't. He'd better be careful and read the Art of the Deal first, before he's making such dumb statements that he's a great negotiator."
Bernie Sanders: And you know, that old Socialist, Angry Bernie, is trying for a final time. But no matter what the Fake News are telling you, his crowd sizes aren't bigger than mine. No way they are bigger. And when you take a look at his failed record, he lost against Crooked Hillary four years ago, so how does he want to beat Trump? Especially when he's so angry. He's really angry. Have you seen how angry he is? I mean, he's really, really angry. Nobody has ever seen anything like it."
Martin O’Malley: "1% Martin, that total joke artist, wants to run again? I mean, he got 1% the last time. 1%? How do you get 1% against Crooked Hillary and Crazy Bernie? Maybe he can crack the 2% barrier this time? But I'd actually love to run against 1% Martin, because he would be so easy to beat. Actually too easy to beat, if you want to know the truth."
Terry McAuliffe: "It's just gonna get worse with Pay-for-play Terry. He's even worse than Crooked Hillary and should not be allowed to run. Look what he has done to Virginia. It's big fat mess. Only the Fake Media doesn't like to tell the truth. Very bad!"
John Hickenlooper: "And then there is Governor John Hickenloser, a big loser. Big, big loser. And boring as hell. Have you seen his tiny crowd sizes? No wonder nobody wants to listen to him. As soon as he starts talking, everybody is falling asleep. I think he's even lower energy than Jeb. No, it's true."
John Bel Edwards: "If the Democrat Party thinks they will win the South by nominating a Southerner like John Fraud Edwards, they are totally wrong. I have unbelievable support in the South. This guy pretends to be pro-life southerner, but he's a massive fraud. The evangelicals don't want a fraud, they want Trump! They love Trump!"
Stephen Colbert: "And then we have that maniac with a failing TV-show, which is a pile of garbage with very low ratings. Did you note how he's pronouncing his name? Col-BEAR? He wants to sound like a bear, so that people think he's very strong. But it doesn't work. When he sits at the negotiating table, he's certainly no grzzly-bear, I can tell you that. He's actually a Teddy-Bear. And we don't need a low-ratings Teddy-Bear as president."
