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Mr. Reactionary
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« on: February 24, 2022, 07:06:54 PM »

Very briefly, to assist the honorable Senator from Northern Ireland who has kindly sponsored this important bill, I'd like to point out a few things. This bill was previously introduced a few years ago, but was then called the Super Duper Fund Act. This new title is a bit more descriptive and transparent.


Section II pertains to what is commonly known as the Superfund Act. Very briefly, under Superfund, if certain hazardous substances (aka harmful and persistent chemicals and such) are found in the ground, the hazardous substances are required to be cleaned up. Liability for cleanup starts with the actual polluters (if known or still around), then a convoluted order of present owners, past owners, waste generators, transporters, etc. It is strict liability so saying you didnt know and didnt do it yourself is not an excuse. If there is not enough money to pay for cleanup, a federal pot of money known as the "superfund" pays to clean up the rest.

So under the current federal law, the past or present owner of land contaminated by a hazardous substance has to contribute to the cleanup. The process, timeframes, and other aspects of the cleanup are left up to the States (or regions in our game) for the most part. EXCEPT, the federal government which is one of the biggest polluters under superfund from gasoline, to military ordinance, to general office building chemicals, is exempt from having to comply with State (aka regional) regs that are stricter than what the fed law requires. So the Regions can have stricter rules for private owners, it can have stricter rules for itself, but Uncle Sam gets to be excused from this. In other words, under current federal law the federal government does not have to clean up contaminated polluted land to the same degree as everyone else. I think the federal government should set a good example and help eliminate pollution instead of foisting its responsibilities on everyone else. The effect of this bill will be to have the federal government meet the stricter regional standards when cleaning up pollution.

Don't believe me? Check the law I reference above yourself:

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/42/9620

Its a short section. You can read it.


Section III also deals with superfund. Specifically, it clarifies that animal poop aka manure is not a hazardous substance that imposes crazy expensive cleanup costs under Superfund. The whole goal of Superfund was to clean up like nuclear waste and gasoline and VOCs/POPs and heavy metals and stuff that poisons the dirt for hundreds or thousands of years. Poop is just poop. And no, we are not talking about fake chemical heavy fertilizer here. We are talking about poop. You can check the definition. The South, Fremont, and Lincoln all have lots of farmers and farmland. This bill will ensure they dont get bankrupted over poop. Especially when manure is a natural organic alternative to chemical fertilizers made by DuPont and Monsanto. We should be encouraging better decision making by our farmers, and we can do that by making sure they wont be ruined for using good old fashioned natural manure. This is good for farmers, good for the regions, and good for the environment.


Section IV repeals a few obscure and dumb regulations specifically about horsecox. I really dont know why the federal government thinks its smart or efficient to have horsecox police to investigate if your horse was erect when you bathed it, or the reason for why someone examined a show horse, or whether it was studded out to other horses between shows. This cleans up federal law by removing some dumb, unnecessary, bloated regulations.


So in conclusion, this super important bill:

1. Keeps the federal government from avoiding responsibility for cleaning up hazardous pollutants.

2. Exempts farmers who use organic manure from costly and unnecessary superfund liability for using such organic manure.

3. Repeals 3 dumb and unnecessary federal regulations pertaining to equine genitalia.
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Mr. Reactionary
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« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2022, 08:27:14 PM »

Would urge a NAY based on the rather NSFW title. Honestly feels like a borderline TOS violation.

How? Its not like we used a sexualized slang term. If the word penis offends you, you should support the fact that this bill removes 3 federal regs that include it. This bill ensures that there are fewer uses of the word penis in federal law. It also helps farmers and strengthens environmental protections. Its bad legislating to vote against a bill that does good, progressive things just because you dont like the title and vice versa. Imagine voting for the PATRIOT ACT just because it had a clever acronym. This bill should be judged on its obvious merits.
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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2022, 06:44:40 AM »

Would urge a NAY based on the rather NSFW title. Honestly feels like a borderline TOS violation.

How? Its not like we used a sexualized slang term. If the word penis offends you, you should support the fact that this bill removes 3 federal regs that include it. This bill ensures that there are fewer uses of the word penis in federal law. It also helps farmers and strengthens environmental protections. Its bad legislating to vote against a bill that does good, progressive things just because you dont like the title and vice versa. Imagine voting for the PATRIOT ACT just because it had a clever acronym. This bill should be judged on its obvious merits.

There should be no mention whatsoever of "*oo*" or "p***ses" in our laws

LMAO well OK then again support my bill that repeals 3 uses of p***ses in federal law that are already there
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E: 5.45, S: -3.35

« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2022, 01:31:50 PM »

Would urge a NAY based on the rather NSFW title. Honestly feels like a borderline TOS violation.

How? Its not like we used a sexualized slang term. If the word penis offends you, you should support the fact that this bill removes 3 federal regs that include it. This bill ensures that there are fewer uses of the word penis in federal law. It also helps farmers and strengthens environmental protections. Its bad legislating to vote against a bill that does good, progressive things just because you dont like the title and vice versa. Imagine voting for the PATRIOT ACT just because it had a clever acronym. This bill should be judged on its obvious merits.

There should be no mention whatsoever of "*oo*" or "p***ses" in our laws

LMAO well OK then again support my bill that repeals 3 uses of p***ses in federal law that are already there

Censor out the uses of p***ses and *oo* in the title & in the bill itself and I will.

Im not a Senator yet. Whats wrong with poop? Thats a rated G word.
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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2022, 01:46:55 PM »

If I am reading IV (b) correctly, Federalists want to legalize the importation of horses for participation in bestiality? Lmao.

Any guesses as to which Fed officeholder is the secret horsef**ker?

The intent was to allow for horsebreeders to enter into stud contracts with foreign show horses. There are a hilarious number of federal regs on horse penises and 1 is you have to have like separate entry papers for the exact same horse based on why the horse is entering the country. As part of this regulatory scheme there is a literal ban on examining the junk of a foreign show horse for a nonmedical reason so if it doesnt have separate entry papers for breeding its a crime for a breeder to see if its good for a stud contract or if its a gelding.

If any immoral bestiality would result the Regions can handle it. Such certainly wouldnt be lawful in the South under our laws and I believe maybe Lincoln has similarly banned it. So I guess your culprit would have to be a Fremonter.
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« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2022, 05:17:26 PM »

Not sure if any Senator would care to raise a point of order, but exempting only federalists from a criminal statute is a prima facia violation of the Equal Protection clause in Article 1, Section 1.
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« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2022, 01:32:37 AM »

Nay.

Remind me why the PPT allowed this onto the floor when he is empowered to prevent directly unconstitutional amendments like this one from being considered?

They want to ban books to own the cons.
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« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2022, 08:55:22 AM »

Nay
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« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2022, 11:26:28 AM »

I object to the motion to table.

We need to protect the environment and our farmers.
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« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2022, 11:08:01 AM »

AYE!
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