The CrabCake Bureau of Funny Post Archival

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Looks like the smear campaigns ("you lock up people, especially DAVE, in basements), mobbing ("you are the KRAMPUS") and misinformation ("Google-Gate") against me apparently did their work.

It didn't have to be this way.  Since you have Dave locked up in your basement, you could have just ordered him to hack the code for the forum, and make it look like everyone voted for you.

Maybe you were too busy googling underage Koreans to think of that plan?  

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Florida is the mentally challenged offspring of a nasty tryst between the Confederacy and Cuba, who was raised in a foster home by a well-meaning but smothering Jewish Mother from the Tri-State Area and her real estate developer husband.

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No, unfortunately J.J. no longer posts here.

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Those Muricans amirite! Always grabbing their guns and Big Macs, and then slicing open women's wombs! Typical yanks hahahhahahhhaahaha

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What is Cruz selling? Just anger and fear. Is this the best that Texas do? Really scraping the bottle of the barrel with Cruz!😲

The State of Texas has nothing to do with it.  It's the fact that there appears to be no other Texans interested in running.  The nation was genuinely blessed with another Texan some years ago.

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Blimey guv'nor! Would you Adam and Eve the dodgy yank wankers that know their onions about ol' Blighty? Feckin bloody daft cows the bleedin' lot of em. Gobsmacking tossers have lost the plot, they make me chunder and head to Bedfordshire.

... HP

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Both co-opted left-wing revolts, governing in a conservative manner far from the spirit if the revolution that had fueled their rise to power. Both used military force to quell dissent. Both favored policies harmful to the peasantry in favor of "modernization". Difficult to say.

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For that matter, I wonder if BRTD has ever read the Bible.

Screenshot of my phone:

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Came here to post that.

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It sounds like satire, it may be some students who are trolling someone else. It simply sound like something conservative students would make up to troll other students.

It does, absolutely But it's actually for real, organized by real campus activist groups.

I suppose we have to ask ... Do SJW's hate the Netherlands?

Answer: no, they quite like dikes.

Ayy

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On the other side of the political spectrum, the Free Raspberry Ripple and Knickerbocker Glory Party gets a surprisingly high 9% of the vote; the cause of this is believed to be the anger about Jeremy Corbyn's refusal to pledge to nationalize the ice cream industry.