Hipsters

[patrick1]

If you stroll around NYU you really have to resist the urge to hit some hipsters d-bags with a shovel.

[patrick1]

I guess people on here would consider me a hipster.

No. It's almost impossible to be a hipster in high school.

I dress like stereotypical hipster, listen to music like a stereotypical hipster etc.

I don't know I don't consider myself a hipster but I could see how people would consider me one.

Unless you guzzle Pabst and waste a ton of money trying to look poor, you're not a hipster. You are a hipster Padawan learner.

Who would want to look poor, though? It's almost as absurd as people who want to be friends with poor people. What benefit does that have? (A question I posed last night at a party).

And here I was ragging on NYU tools.  Duke you sound like a Carter Pewterschmidt parody here. Most "poors" are self aware enough to not view people as commodities. If you are serious it appears that you and your squash partners havent made that leap.