Hide behind the poll: have you ever taken a picture of your genitals?

[Simfan34]

...this is strange. I mean you could take one and delete it right away. But what would you weirdos do with them?

[Simfan34]

Yes, and I have also filmed them.

Still surprised you're considered the forum's creep?

...I mean it's no less creepy than the lot of them. But I mean what do you do with the pictures? Send them to women? Why? Why would you do something like that??? In what context- as some sort of peverted mating ritual? To attract, but before or after something has been established? After, somewhat understandable, but before... how is that not creepy? I mean seriously what utility are you deriving from those pictures?

[Simfan34]

Certainly we've all been in a state... but some of us have never been in a position to do such things without ending up in jail for sexual harassment. Yeah, some of us might not be as rich or handsome or white enough to get away which such perversion. Check your privilege.

[Simfan34]

I might be wrong though. You could try answering my questions I asked a few posts up.

[Simfan34]

I might be wrong though. You could try answering my questions I asked a few posts up.

It's happened very rarely and not for a while... and it was requested.

A woman texted you and said "I want to see a picture of your penis?"

[Simfan34]

I might be wrong though. You could try answering my questions I asked a few posts up.

It's happened very rarely and not for a while... and it was requested.

A woman texted you and said "I want to see a picture of your penis?"

It not like it was random ... there's usually some sort of build-up to the dick-pic lol

"Hey Polnut"

"Hey Marissa, what's up?"

"Not much we're working on the Vietnamese mining contract so I'm stuck in the office. You?"

"I just got back actually. Policy proposal, had to go to the archives."

"Bummer. What are you doing now?"

"Having a beer. Not a very good one to be honest, it's gone flat."

""

"Yeah it's actually the worst. Just me and a flat beer. Rather pathetic haha"

"You know what else was pathetic? That guy the other day"

"What do you mean?"

"He was actually terrible, he could barely get it up and it didn't amount to much even then."

"Haha that's not a problem I have, a tragedy though"

"Really..."

"Yup"

"I want to see a picture of your penis."

[Simfan34]

Not curiosity, befuddlement.

[Simfan34]

...I'm pretty sure this thread is not about taking a picture for your own weird personal amusement, guys.

Yes, and I have also filmed them.

Still surprised you're considered the forum's creep?

...I mean it's no less creepy than the lot of them. But I mean what do you do with the pictures? Send them to women? Why? Why would you do something like that??? In what context- as some sort of peverted mating ritual? To attract, but before or after something has been established? After, somewhat understandable, but before... how is that not creepy? I mean seriously what utility are you deriving from those pictures?

Simfan I understand you are not in touch with 21st *century culture but jesus http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexting

Jeez Wikipedia thanks for making me look like some sort of inept bizzare freak:

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It seems things are now so peverted 61 and 48 average to 70 these days.

[Simfan34]

That doesn't change anything, though. It can't change how bizzare and weird this seems. I mean I just don't get how it would ever come up, why someone would ask to see it, I don't see anything appealing about it. I mean if you like 13 years old, maybe, but grown men (and women)!?

[Simfan34]

...this is how I'm picturing some of you.

You seem surprised.

[Simfan34]

Pearl-clutching is underrated.

...by some. But overrated by most.

I mean I doubt the pearls in my hand are still extant at this point.

[Simfan34]

I'm surprised no one has posted this yet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

[Simfan34]

Vulgarly sending vulgar pictures of the vulgar parts of one body is, well, vulgar.

[Simfan34]

A member of the Junior Anti-Sex League, to be precise about it.