The first thing I would ask all of you to do is to abandon the various third parties we conservatives have formed over the last month or so. Please reregister as republicans. I am constitutionally prohibited from changing my party affiliation at this stage in the campaign, but I plan on reforming the party with a well developed infrastructure beginning now. For all practical purposes I am the republican candidate for president.
Stay tuned in the coming days for further announcements.
Actually, scratch that. The constitutional amendment allows me to reregister today.
