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« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2018, 03:56:01 PM »



Remember, when Republicans call for "civility" to appropriate response is to laugh in their faces.
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« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2018, 09:35:02 AM »


Maybe he's planning on making his whining Wall out of the invisible material he thinks the F-35 is made of?

(Oh, I know. He's planning on painting some existing fence sections in tacky fake gold, hanging his name on them, and telling his vile cult that he built the wall.)
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« Reply #27 on: January 02, 2019, 11:50:00 AM »
« Edited: January 02, 2019, 12:07:25 PM by Ghost of Ruin »
Quote from: Blue3 on January 01, 2019, 03:36:21 PM
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« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2019, 05:15:27 PM »
Quote from: President Johnson on January 17, 2019, 04:34:58 PM
"In your heart you know he's right", Part 2 because right written with a big letter? And lol at "countrty".



Mr. President needs to go back to grade school. There is can acquire skills like spelling, math, and self control.
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« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2019, 03:25:06 PM »
Quote from: Old School Republican on January 18, 2019, 02:08:42 PM
Quote from: President Johnson on January 17, 2019, 04:34:58 PM
"In your heart you know he's right", Part 2 because right written with a big letter? And lol at "countrty".



Does his phone not have auto correct

I would wager some money that he turned it off because he got at mad it. And he probably didn't know what many of the words it suggested were, anyway.
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« Reply #30 on: January 23, 2019, 08:48:41 AM »
He's descended all the way down to screaming racists nursery rhymes.

If I thought Republicans had any shame or dignity left, I'd be embarrassed for them.
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« Reply #31 on: January 29, 2019, 09:31:00 PM »
Quote from: Progressive Pessimist on January 29, 2019, 08:20:47 PM
Quote from: President Johnson on January 29, 2019, 03:16:04 PM
Quote from: Sir Mohamed on January 29, 2019, 03:11:16 AM
LOL...




This is so pathetic. The God Emperor really doesn't get the difference between weather and climate, right? And 60 degrees (especially not Fahrenheit)? Sure. How stupid is this guy?

And the issues "Da Nang Dick" had over his military service are peanuts compared to his own. "Da Nang Dick" actually served in the armed forces and didn't have bone spurs.

I'm not going to lie, "Da Nang Dick" is one of his better nicknames. Other than that, I agree with everything you said.

I want to see a reporter corner him and ask him what he thinks "Da Nang" is, and not let him weasel out. Everyone always lets little Donnie get away with giving the answers that the kid who didn't read the book gave in grade school. 
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« Reply #32 on: January 31, 2019, 08:00:34 AM »




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« Reply #33 on: February 05, 2019, 01:17:30 AM »


So now The Wall is going to keep out extra-dimensional criminals, too? I know the Mango Moron is delusional (and xenophobic), but basing policy pronouncements off bad late-night sci-fi is pretty nuts, even by his standards.
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« Reply #34 on: February 17, 2019, 03:19:39 PM »
Quote from: Crumpets on February 17, 2019, 12:45:27 PM
Quote from: President Johnson on February 17, 2019, 10:28:48 AM
The God Emperor is at again.




Fake News NBC gave us Trump. He would have vanished from the public consciousness in 2000 had NBC not given him a platform for over 10 years.

And his presidential campaign ambitions in 2015 would have gone nowhere had the "mainstream media" correctly and accurately linked (appropriately limited) reporting on him with: mobs ties, fraud, bankruptcy, and failure. Instead we got and endless stream of "Trump is so outrageous!"
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« Reply #35 on: April 04, 2019, 12:41:06 PM »



https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1113770514965725186
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« Reply #36 on: April 16, 2019, 10:13:44 PM »
Quote from: GeorgiaModerate on April 16, 2019, 08:28:05 PM


May God rest their soul?Huh

Funny old President Grandpa Trump jokes about the death of his primary opponent.  Again. And again.

Haha. Isn't it funny?

Isn't he funny? Just like Uncle Joe, right? 

Good thing they don't have anything else in common, or we might need to be worried.

Joseph Stalin's forcible resettlement of over 1.5 million people, mostly Muslims, during and after World War II is now viewed by many human rights experts in Russia as one of his most drastic genocidal acts. Volga Germans and seven nationalities of Crimea and the northern Caucasus were deported

After a brutal expulsion, the Koreans experienced severe living conditions. Moscow did not inform the local Uzbek and Kazakh authorities about the arrival of a large population of “administrative settlers.” Nothing was prepared to accommodate or provide them with basic supplies such as food, clothes and shoes.
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« Reply #37 on: April 18, 2019, 12:07:17 AM »

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« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2019, 04:30:42 PM »
Quote from: emailking on April 19, 2019, 04:18:18 PM
Took him 8 hours but he finally finished that thought.




That is some truly amazing projection, evenn for Trump.
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« Reply #39 on: April 23, 2019, 05:42:27 PM »
Quote from: GeorgiaModerate on April 23, 2019, 05:31:01 PM
Not a Trump tweet, but I think it fits the spirit of the thread:


Twitter shuts down 5,000 pro-Trump bots retweeting anti-Mueller report invective
Bots were tied to account formerly used for pro-Saudi messaging.
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Twitter has suspended over 5,000 accounts tied to a network amplifying a message denouncing the report by Special Counsel Robert Mueller as a "RussiaGate hoax." According to a researcher, the accounts—most of which had only posted three or four times in the past—were connected to other accounts previously used to post pro-Saudi messages.
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« Reply #40 on: May 05, 2019, 09:36:54 AM »


Wow. The Secretary of State sent emails to the President, and they were archived. So people looking for records of the SoS's email could find them. Shocking.

This is the equivalent of saying, "The headquarters of America's national command authority has positively confirmed ongoing investigative media reports that Donald Trump has been having long private conversations, the exact contents of which are being concealed from the public, with a former Russian intelligence officer who is now a high-ranking member of the Russian government about interfering in the 2016 election to get Trump elected?!"

Since the President of the United States seems to think this sort of evidence is important and definitive, I guess we should just break out the guillotine and stick old Don the Crook in a tumbrel cart ASAP!
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« Reply #41 on: May 06, 2019, 03:44:32 PM »
Quote from: President Johnson on May 06, 2019, 03:18:08 PM
He must be kidding? He just must be kidding...




Remember, every accusation is a confession.


Trump lack the imagination or empathy to invent crimes to accuse his opponents. All he can do are endless variation s on "I know you are but what am I?"to
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« Reply #42 on: May 20, 2019, 07:24:23 PM »
Quote from: Progressive Pessimist on May 20, 2019, 06:58:49 PM
Quote from: GeorgiaModerate on May 20, 2019, 01:26:15 PM
Quote from: President Johnson on May 20, 2019, 01:18:15 PM
Lol.... Schiff/Nadler 2020!



So Trump is saying all the Republican investigations into Clinton were incompetent, so he's turning to the Democrats to do a better job?

He is so stupid...understatement of the century right there!

Saying Trump is stupid for saying this is giving him too much credit. What comes from Trump's mouth is near-glossolalia. There is no rational meaning in much of what he says. The only "purpose" behind many of his utterances, including this one, is to create desired mental states in his cult.

The actuals translation from Trumpian to English of the above tweet probably looks more like this:
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Democrats all bad! Democrats all liars! Trump good!
Hate Democrats! Believe Trump!

Assuming the internal mental processes of Trump and his cult work resemble those of the rest of us is a very dangerous mistake. And it's a very human mistake, because it emerges from empathy, which is part of what it means to be human. And if we lose our empathy, we become another version of Trump and his cult.
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« Reply #43 on: May 22, 2019, 01:53:26 PM »
« Edited: May 22, 2019, 01:58:36 PM by Ghost of Ruin »



I suspect Donnie "Genius in the Stable" Dump thinks walking while chewing bubble gum is impossible.
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« Reply #44 on: June 03, 2019, 10:19:19 PM »




Tremendous. Crowds.
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« Reply #45 on: June 20, 2019, 07:48:57 AM »


The Percent of Americans who Own Stock Hits Record Low

The richest 1% own 50% of stocks held by American households

The Richest 10% of Americans Now Own 84% of All Stocks
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« Reply #46 on: June 22, 2019, 10:06:02 AM »


Trump is so stupid, he can't even get his macho catchphrases right.

The phrase "cocked and loaded" is centuries out of use (except as the title for a tour by 90s shock-comedian Andrew Dice Clay). The modern expression is "locked and loaded".
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« Reply #47 on: June 24, 2019, 07:52:59 AM »
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« Reply #48 on: July 07, 2019, 09:06:02 PM »
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« Reply #49 on: July 11, 2019, 03:09:01 PM »
Quote from: emailking on July 11, 2019, 01:16:42 PM
Uhhh...

Wasn't the escalator ride in 2015, when he announced? Was there another notable escalator ride by Trump & Melania? (With or without actors pretending to be supporters.)
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