Which of the 7 Deadly Sins does Trump best embody?

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

Trump is bottom-tier at everything, even his sins.

Pride? A man who is constantly on the run from his past. His desperate quest of personal validation and acknowledgement is narcissism, not Pride.

Envy? Trump is too much the fool to even realize what he ought to envy. He obviously doesn't even understand what real material success, real respect, or real love even look like.

Wrath? He's a bully, sure. And like all bullies, he folds faster than Superman on laundry day when confronted with opposition. Trump has the "wrath" of a toddler throwning a tantrum.

Sloth? He couldn't relax if his life depended on it. (See his twitter feed.) He's so insecure he can't leave anything alone, always poking his incompetent comb-over into everything just long enough to put his foot in it.

Greed? He's the most powerful man on Earth, and the biggest graft he can think up is jacking up the rent on the secret service, or forcing the GOP to buy his lousy water.

Gluttony? He could literally eat anything he wanted and what does he live on - lobster, Kobe beef, rare fruits, exotic delicacies? Nah, he eats crappy fast food.

Lust? Empty boasting about sexual crimes, a history of awkward attempts to force himself on women, and a series of wives who serve chiefly as props.

Like with everything else he does, Trump's sins are just another big fraud.