Bushie: The Final Frontier - Update Season V

[Paul Kemp]

Bushie Bushie Bushie Bushieee
Bushie Bushie Bushie Buwaaaah
Bushie Bushie Bushie Bushieee
Bushie Bushie you're goin' to cry

Bushie Bushie Bushie Bushieee
Bushie Bushie Bushie Buwaaaah
Bushie Bushie Bushie Bushieee
Bushie Bushie you're goin' to die

I'd like to see an adaption of Bushie's life played by Louie CK.

[Paul Kemp]

How are the folks, Bushie?

Great!

More importantly, how's the shed?

[Paul Kemp]

How are the folks, Bushie?

Great!

More importantly, how's the shed?

Dunno, yet, won't go by there until tomorrow or Friday.

Please provide an accurate damage report.

[Paul Kemp]

How are the folks, Bushie?

Great!

More importantly, how's the shed?

Dunno, yet, won't go by there until tomorrow or Friday.

Please provide an accurate damage report.

Aye, Aye, Cap.

[Paul Kemp]

Word is, the President is a Thunder fan!! 

Politicians are usually fans of what ever cities they're in/interviewing for.

[Paul Kemp]

Word is, the President is a Thunder fan!! 

Politicians are usually fans of what ever cities they're in/interviewing for.

This is true. And we demand pictures of the pleasure palace

I firmly believe that, and plus it wouldn't make sense for him to be a Thunder fan since he is from Chicago.

And is well known to be a huge Bulls fan.

[Paul Kemp]

Enough of the attacks. 

Am I missing these "attacks"? I don't see them.

[Paul Kemp]

Enough of the attacks.  

Am I missing these "attacks"? I don't see them.

I did "attack" him (spoiled, narcissism). I admit it. And I blamed his parents basically for that. I admit that too. Sure one never knows for sure why Jeff is the way he is.

If I made numerous popular threads "updating" an internet forum on the daily goings on of my life, I'm not sure those two "attacks" would be too surprising to me

[Paul Kemp]

There's nothing wrong with receiving unemployment/government aid. I've done so in between jobs. Pride has nothing to do with it.

You aren't too proud to live with your parents at 30 and receive their assistance?

[Paul Kemp]

How did you gain weight in Africa?

[Paul Kemp]

Don't guess. Keep a guide. Write it down and look up the calorie counts on line. Keep it honest and accurate.

I don't know if you have an iPhone or iPod touch but they have good apps for this.

[Paul Kemp]

While I cannot directly and completely control my diet right now, I can at least work off whatever I eat and cut back on what I do eat.  

Dude. Just tell your mom "I can't eat that."

Excuses are over.  

Apparently not.

[Paul Kemp]

Diet should be the first priority. Exercise does nothing without the proper diet.

[Paul Kemp]

If Bushie really isn't interested in advice and feedback, he should lock this thread and stick to Facebook for the "updates." Otherwise it's just a masturbatory exercise for attention.

[Paul Kemp]

I think you've got it.

No, YOU got it, sir! Your post was the inspiration for mine.

[Paul Kemp]

Time to lock this thread. I think we're done here.

[Paul Kemp]

What people don't realize is we have a plan as a family.  I am following the plan.  Again, its a matter that I don't post everything on the forum or on facebook.  Granted, I should be updating a little less, but that's not doing that much harm.  I am following the plan that we have laid out as a family.  Its different than what most families would do, but what works for every family may not work for our family in this situation.  I am looking for employment, and I am looking for a vo-tech program at the same time.  We'll be fine.  There is no need to lock the thread as that won't change anything.

Sounds similar to Nixon's top secret plan to end the Vietnam War...

[Paul Kemp]

The plan hasn't had time to produce fruit.

No pun intended.

Every thing in that post is the reason you're are where you're at and why you'll always be obese. Every day counts and every day you don't do any thing is a "loss."

I don't understand exactly what this "family plan" could be that would be so sensitive compared to every thing else, as well as the fact that you gave your SS to a guy you never met on the internet.

Also, I hate myself for responding again.

[Paul Kemp]

Inks, infract yourself 10 points for personal attacks.  That is all.

Inks has nullified the ToS for this thread. You are allowed to make all the personal attacks you like so long as there are no threats of violence.

Either way, I don't see any thing that should be infracted in that post as every thing he said was true.

[Paul Kemp]

Alright, alright.

Part of the plan, about 25%, is to get a job as soon as possible, but to make it as low key as possible.  I don't want my realtor and bank to get word and cancel the short sale of the house because there is no longer a perceived hardship. 

The other 75% of the plan is that I am also going to check on a vo-tech program and see if I can get a spring class (doubtful), or if I would start in June (summer) or August (fall).  The plan is to base my employment around my class, or get a job that I can flex my schedule in a way that would allow me to go to school.  So, I'm kind of in a balancing pattern.  I also plan to get out of my parents house within 6-9 months into my Grandmother's rent house if and when it becomes available right next to her house, so I can be by myself, but still able to take care of my grandma as she will be 87 in April.  I lived in that house from 2005-2008 save for the 2006-2007 school year where I was finishing up my bachelor's degree.

As far as the vo-tech program is concerned, I've got a career path in mind (Hotel management), so I am checking to see where I can go for that and when it would start so I can plan my employment around that.  If I can get an online program, then, obviously, I can fit my school around my working hours as most online classes are available 24/7, from what I know about them.  I haven't taken an online class since the Summer of 2004, so I could be a little rusty, but still.

I see nothing about your health, weight, and fitness in this "plan."

[Paul Kemp]

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[Paul Kemp]

Inks must be banned.

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[Paul Kemp]

Inks must be banned.

?

He caused the Update to be locked because he was being a major dick, moreso than the other major dicks.

Bushie locked the thread cause he couldn't take the heat. If that's the case, he shouldn't start any more threads if he just wants to hear an echo. Inks wasn't out of line.

[Paul Kemp]

The limit is $2,000 posts, not 1,000.

EDIT: Oh - he actually did lock it because of me.  I thought he locked it because of the post limit.

No - I wasn't "just being a dick."  I find Jeff's actions to truly be deplorable.  He's been scamming his parents for years, even if they're ok with it, but now he's moving on to what could very well be potentially bank fraud.  If pointing that out makes me a dick, then I'm a dick.

But if it leads to Jeff realizing that what he's doing is not only wrong, but possibly criminal, then my goal was accomplished, and he will have stopped himself from making a huge mistake.

Funny you put a $ in front of that because that's more than BOK's net worth.

[Paul Kemp]

Aaaaand the Update is back right here.

All that Bushie did today was take another nap and watch some TV shows with his mom. He's obviously not interested in getting a job anymore, guys.

Don't forget that he watched some shows on the End of Times and sees a lot of similarities to now.