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Paul Kemp
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« Reply #100 on: December 21, 2013, 07:37:46 PM »
Bushie embraces the darkness.

Quote from: Christmas Bushie on December 21, 2013, 02:34:45 PM
I like the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come because he is dressed like the Grim Reaper.
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Paul Kemp
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« Reply #101 on: December 23, 2013, 09:42:31 PM »
Quote from: King on December 23, 2013, 06:07:44 PM
A 14 yr old sneaking out is a slut so no conservative tears need be shed.
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Paul Kemp
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« Reply #102 on: December 26, 2013, 02:31:05 PM »
Quote from: Reaganfan on December 26, 2013, 01:48:46 PM

I could care less about race. It's not the color of ones skin, but the content of their character. I agree with Dr. Martin Luther King.
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Paul Kemp
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« Reply #103 on: December 29, 2013, 03:24:57 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on December 27, 2013, 10:35:53 PM
Well that was about as effective as a temporary ban on this forum.
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Paul Kemp
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« Reply #104 on: December 29, 2013, 03:31:02 PM »
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Paul Kemp
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« Reply #105 on: December 31, 2013, 05:44:04 PM »
Quote from: Sibboleth on December 31, 2013, 05:30:18 PM
Firstly, we should make him take the Turing Test. Increasingly I suspect that he'd fail.
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Paul Kemp
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« Reply #106 on: December 31, 2013, 06:35:06 PM »
Quote from: Bacon Kingden on December 31, 2013, 06:34:17 PM
Quote from: nclib on December 31, 2013, 06:30:48 PM
Meant to vote 'yes' but voted 'no'

No problem there

it turns out that "no" actually means "yes" sometimes

Thanks Robin Thicke!
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Paul Kemp
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« Reply #107 on: December 31, 2013, 07:43:55 PM »
« Edited: December 31, 2013, 07:45:46 PM by Paul Kemp »
 I found this bit in an old thread a bit amusing given recent events:

Quote from: Dave Leip on September 25, 2004, 08:00:51 AM
As for bandit73, apparently, he didn't like my admonishment.  I had several complaints against some of his emotional diatribes and I asked him to tone it down.

Dave must have administered some PM therapy. RIP BANDIT.
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Paul Kemp
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« Reply #108 on: December 31, 2013, 09:50:15 PM »
Quote from: Oakvale on December 31, 2013, 09:43:17 PM
looks like we have a case of keyboard falling
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Paul Kemp
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« Reply #109 on: January 09, 2014, 04:38:36 PM »
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Paul Kemp
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« Reply #110 on: January 12, 2014, 09:57:26 PM »

What does that even mean?
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Paul Kemp
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« Reply #111 on: January 14, 2014, 10:01:58 AM »
Quote from: Oakvale on January 12, 2014, 12:40:49 PM
LBJ (not obame because i disagree with drones. we need to avoid foreign tangledments)
george hw bush (best president ever + a true patriot)
Richard Nixon (he would be a gret president without watergate)
henry Kissinger
nelson rockefeller/olympia snow because im a liberal republican
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Paul Kemp
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« Reply #112 on: January 19, 2014, 11:43:24 AM »
Quote from: Lіef on January 14, 2014, 11:26:17 PM
You're definitely a "sick weirdo" (in the late, great opebo's words), Dave from Michigan. But keep regaling us with your tales of outrageous and unhealthy consumption please.
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Paul Kemp
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« Reply #113 on: January 25, 2014, 11:17:25 AM »
Quote from: Cathcon on January 25, 2014, 10:22:14 AM
If that's what your country's founded on, that's what it's founded on, man.
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Paul Kemp
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« Reply #114 on: February 01, 2014, 12:45:06 PM »
Quote from: Хahar on February 01, 2014, 12:26:26 PM
I don't know where this belongs.

Quote from: RIP My Favorite Pizza Place on January 20, 2014, 02:10:41 AM
I typed random keys, and then copy/paste "oakvale hates freedom" over and over.

It belongs in The WTF Warehouse.
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Paul Kemp
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« Reply #115 on: February 06, 2014, 03:57:03 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on February 06, 2014, 03:48:02 PM
The t_host1 is even for wise, when Freedom was to an insurance in 75%.  Alas !
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Paul Kemp
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« Reply #116 on: February 17, 2014, 04:12:26 PM »

That's an all-time great. Job well done.
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Paul Kemp
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« Reply #117 on: February 17, 2014, 08:12:09 PM »
Quote from: Tetro Kornbluth on February 17, 2014, 07:36:13 PM
Do you know who also spammed the media full of useless information?
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Paul Kemp
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« Reply #118 on: February 21, 2014, 10:36:27 PM »
These made me lol...

Quote from: oakvale on February 20, 2014, 03:37:22 PM
instead of suport bush, naslow suport reagan

honestly, it's how he gets username

Quote from: Bacon King on February 21, 2014, 09:25:05 AM
Year 1791

Joel Repablic makes risks game

Thmu94 wins Turn 1 because only 13 states
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Paul Kemp
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« Reply #119 on: March 06, 2014, 08:40:48 PM »
Brilliance:

Quote from: oakvale on March 06, 2014, 08:03:28 PM
honestly? I cheated and imagened if atlas foram actually modarn today
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Paul Kemp
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Posts: 6,230
United States
« Reply #120 on: March 06, 2014, 10:02:48 PM »
context:

Quote from: Cathcon on March 06, 2014, 03:35:59 PM
Looks like any trip to Massachusetts is a "no-go" for me.
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