The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

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Freedom Fighter, obviously.  By the way this thread should be removed and its creator banned because of the referrence to doing a violence to a public figure.

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Let it live.

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My mother is a great gal. To answer your question, it's no.

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I wish I was cool enough for the Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

Crying about it certainly won't bring you some humor, child.

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http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/09/29/us-bristolpalin-idUSTRE78S69L20110929

In case you haven't seen the video, the guy went off on Bristol about her mom. The guy is a 47 year old gay man.

During the confrontation, which occurred while Palin was filming for her upcoming reality series for BIO, Bristol asked Hanks if he disliked Sarah because he's gay.

"Is it because you're a homosexual? …that's why you hate her?" Palin asked.

When Hanks asked Palin how she knew he was gay, Palin replied, "Because I can tell you are."



Maybe he's mad because America has decided they don't want to change the definition of marriage...

[Paul Kemp]

Al, you're just mad because of your old saggy balls.

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agreed, this is a non-starter....Cain has to win over the women of the GOP.  If he does that, nothing is going to stop him.

You know what they say...those women will never go back.

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Keep an eye on this one:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=141702.0

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Income Tax
8% is what we take out of your first $50,000 of income
6% is added on to that rate on income from $50,000 to $300,000 (14%)
7% is added on after your first $300,000 (21%)

Value-Added Sales Tax
5% on items purchased by individuals greater than $1000 plus alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana
3% on items purchased by individuals from $0.01 to $999.99 that could not be classified as:
0% on items that could be purchased with food stamps (groceries)

Corporate Tax
9% flat on corporate revenues

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Opebo just ended his reign as a comic genius by posting one of his own works in the Institute.

Perhaps he has a sock and accidently posted it under the wrong name?

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I think the reason why so many hacks on the left hate Napoleon is because he refuses engage in the brutal nastiness that they love. Px's bitchiness about him is some good proof of that.

Pot meets the kettle black.

English on work you should.

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Typical Obama; thousands of U.S. jobs being handed over to foreigners... who we were at war with less than a decade ago!

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The Winfield legacy lives on

Is Romney a giant gaffe machine waiting to happen?

This is nothing short of trolling.

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It is somewhat funny but I'm almost under the impression democrats think "Oh well, Obama is a good campaigner and will win because of it" under any circumstance. It's ridiculous.

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Most of them are quislings and will hopefully be the first up against the wall when the system collapses.

Thank you. That's a wonderful illustration of the attitude that sensible people oppose in this.

Oh, don't worry. It's much more likely that it'll be your type doing the shooting.

my, uh, "type"? granola munching Huntsman supporters?

What you munch in the privacy of your own home is none of my concern.

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Almost forgot that this fat bastard had been planning on running. 

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Is your sister pregnant already?

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=144364.0

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Shame.  I was hoping they'd lose the season, but it appears the Grinch stole Christmas again.

Essentially the same except I hope the nba would never recover.

Oklahoma City needs the NBA.  Thunder home games bring in roughly $1 million dollars each game so in a full season that's a little over $40 million.  This season that will be $33 million or so.  Of course, with our success in the 2011 Playoffs, the Thunder brought in an extra $10 million to our City.  We are expected to contend for the Western Division crown again this year (that kind of prediction scares me to death), so hopefully we can get closer to a full season's worth of revenue.

I like this new CBA as it gives the small market teams like the Thunder a better chance to compete in getting the really good players that always seem to go to the Lakers, Mavs, Heat, or Celtics, your large market franchises, and gives us a very good chance at keeping arguably two of the leagues best young players in Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook.

Yeah sure...but no one needs Oklahoma City.

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Obama Average Approval Rating November 2011 (Gallup)

43% Approve

49% Disapprove

Trends for comparison:

Roosevelt: 58/37 (November 1939)

Truman: 54/33 (November 1947) AND 23/61 (November 1951)

Eisenhower: 78/13 (November 1955)

Kennedy: 58/30 (November 1963)

Johnson: 42/46 (November 1967)

Nixon: 49/37 (November 1971)

Ford: 43/45 (November 1975)

Carter: 35/52 (November 1979)

Reagan: 53/37 (November 1983)

Bush I: 55/37 (November 1991)

Clinton: 52/41 (November 1995)

Bush II: 52/45 (November 2003)

Truman was popular in the fall of 47?!  When did he start cratering to fall into the 30's by the summer of 48?

The Korean War. I'm going to guess that as the front line sagged southward so did President Truman's approval rating. The war also got increasingly unpopular as it dragged on.

Excellent.

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With winter scruff..

Christ, man, even in the wintertime you go around in nothing more than tiny woman's T-shirts 3 sizes too small?  Were are your woolens?  Your comfy jumpers?  Your plaid shirtings?  I wear more clothes than you and I'm in the tropics (though nowadays it gets down to 15 degrees Celsionic every night.

You must basically live in the gym pumping iron afleitch.  Well done! 

I could not get those biceps/triceps at my age no matter how hard I tried, and I have been doing my best. Getting old sucks! 

What's the point of having those things?  I don't see the appeal.  There's only one body part that is really beneficial to have in XL, and there's nothing you can do about that.

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Well, there you have it. The stock market likes Kim Jong II, and hates low unemployment rates. Not much more to say there.

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Classic!

You Romney detractors will pounce on anything to demean and demonize this great man.

Shame, shame, shame on you!

I watched this video, and, actually, there can be no be no doubt but what this was absolutely hilarious.

Not only can Romney fix America's broken economy, but, as this video shows, he also has the common touch, and relates well with Mr. and Mrs. Average American.

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The second page? Come on guys step it up.

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Let me ask, I heard some people say it might have been Kucinich vs President McCain 2012. Any way that could have happened?