Bachmann and Perry are stupid farmers.
LOL
You forgot about Santorum, though. Is he the creepy farmers' kid, the lovechild of Bachmann and Perry so to speak, suffering from repressed homosexual desires for Bret Baier? Maybe that's why Santorum makes that funny face every time he speaks...
Santorum probably has a second life raping male children at night or something like that, you can see it in his eyes.
Well, it would explain the existence of Santorum's supporters, right? That is, they are suffering from Stockholm Syndrome...
They are like the character Tim Robbins played in Mystic River.
Except substitute Philadelphia for Boston, right?
Santorum is connected to Pittsburgh, not Philly.