Is Sealand a country?

[John Dibble]

Yes, and I say about 10-20 of us get together, grab some guns, and take it over!

[John Dibble]

If that's a country, our standards of "country-ness" are getting rather low.

C'mon Gabu, join me in my effort to conquer it - think of the power!

[John Dibble]

If that's a country, our standards of "country-ness" are getting rather low.

C'mon Gabu, join me in my effort to conquer it - think of the power!

Power?  Look at that thing; I sure as hell don't want to live in such a dingy dump.

Alright, fine, let's compromise - we'll attack, take their stuff, ravage their women(provided they have any that look good), burn the place down, and leave, all the while wearing full Viking or Pirate regalia. Does that work for you?