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Keystone Phil
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« on: July 15, 2008, 11:26:24 PM »

I hate you.



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Keystone Phil
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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2008, 11:29:01 PM »

you are now a full-fledged attention whore.

I'm sorry but did you miss all of his other actions that helped him achieve that status? 
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Keystone Phil
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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2008, 11:35:45 PM »

you are now a full-fledged attention whore.

I'm sorry but did you miss all of his other actions that helped him achieve that status? 

Don't get angry just because your jealous.
Wink

Well....uh...well...in my story...

I actually left something out! You see....uh....the one assistant....she went....topless? Yeah, she went topless! Outside! She said she thought she would win my heart that way. So that's the full story!
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Keystone Phil
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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2008, 11:41:32 PM »


It would be better if you added that she had three nipples

She said it was a birthmark!
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Keystone Phil
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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2008, 11:53:05 PM »

Holy sh**t. Josh from Michigan, this has got to stop!

Duke, I'm getting the feeling that you don't like the gays/bi's. Is this true?
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Keystone Phil
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« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2008, 11:55:15 PM »


That's what Duke said.
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Keystone Phil
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« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2008, 12:00:42 AM »

I'll admit this homoerotic talk from Josh from Michigan is getting to be a bit much for this southern boy.

I'm sorry to all of our diverse friends but I found this line hilarious.
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Keystone Phil
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« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2008, 12:07:46 AM »


But if you posted a thread about an elderly woman hitting on you, you would not have gotten a rise out of me

Hey, as the Nixon-Lodge slogan said: Experience Counts!
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Keystone Phil
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« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2008, 12:14:12 AM »

What does < 33 mean?  I don't mind admitting my ignorance. Smiley

It's multiple hearts or something. I only use it to mock internet symbols.
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Keystone Phil
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« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2008, 12:43:59 AM »


The knowledge that young homos will, almost without a doubt, become bitter old queens or pass before their time, is what makes this kind of amusing, in the end.


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Keystone Phil
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« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2008, 01:04:19 AM »

The most comforting thing to know is that it won't be very long before certain posters on this thread become (in literal terms) like the OP's "love interest" as described in the thread, presuming, of course, that they make it to that age.

The knowledge that young homos will, almost without a doubt, become bitter old queens or pass before their time, is what makes this kind of amusing, in the end.

Amen!

Yes, what is even more "amusing" is the probability that this man lived a 'closeted' life and is probably acting out (vocally) partly due to the social constraints of society and its conformities. He was also probably influenced by the opinions seen above.

Wait...you said that he was probably senile earlier. 
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