Update Season X - "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Vol. I."

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I derived smashing from the Jersey Shore. Judge me.

That's "smushing," bozo.

I have heard "smashing" before. Pretty common. None of this matters though. Naso is back, updating us on his love life. This thread can end now.

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She was facing the front, draped over the back seat with her butt high in the air.

Lief's signature brought me here.

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Nope, it was JJ.

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Things I don't want to hear about: J.J.'s rear in the air. It's just above his comments on the Bradley Effect

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I can truly say I love her!

Well, after about three dates, it's about time you felt that way!

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lol

Bushie, is Allison "The One"?

She may be The One but is she ready to lead?

[Keystone Phil]

So did you announce your relationship on Facebook like you planned?

Yes, we have.  We did it at the same time in her car right before I left to come home.

Did the windows fog up?

[Keystone Phil]

I like the dual mugshots cover photo.  You too need to go somewhere and take a picture together ASAP.

I would say go into one of those booths at the mall, but I doubt you would both fit in there.

You're on the Facebooks and not friends with me?

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How long until Our Dear Friend is "partying" with sorority girls at His Dear Girlfriend's college?

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Are you guys really going to gossip about the weight of the girlfriend of someone you know on the Internets? And people think BushOK is the loser...

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"Liberally conservative." Beautiful.

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Friendly reminder: close to the series' premiere, Our Dear Friend said he wasn't going to do anything sexual with one of his first fiancées. Then there was a pregnancy scare.

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As in I had very little motivation today.

Today, guys. Just today.

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Yes, a drug addiction is definitely what he needs. Mmmmhmmm.

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ASKS THAT RELATIONSHIP DETAILS STAY PRIVATE



OUR DEAR FRIEND TAKES OUT NEWSPAPER AD PROFESSING HIS LOVE

[Keystone Phil]

Phil, if I were to take out an ad it would not be the newspaper.  They are obsolete.

21stCenturyBushObamaKenyaOklahoma

[Keystone Phil]

Wow! I don't think I've ever seen Walter angry enough to curse. Inks brings out that side of people though*.




*Unless you're eating pizza with him at CPAC. Then he's actually a really cool guy.

[Keystone Phil]

Two, maybe three dates and a goal date for marriage is already "tossed around." If you don't feel badly for him, you're not human.

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I know what I'm doing. 

Close the thread. Case solved.

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The BushOK Legacy lives on. Brings a tear to your eye...

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Inks - Ensuring that Our Dear Friend isn't the biggest ass in this thread.

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How could Jesus have blessed this country if he died almost eighteen centuries before it was created? White Southern political theology is weird.

Jesus is God so He isn't limited to the time He was on Earth as a human.

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How could Jesus have blessed this country if he died almost eighteen centuries before it was created? White Southern political theology is weird.

Jesus is God so He isn't limited to the time He was on Earth as a human.

Okay so "God" blessed this country.

Yeah. That might become a common saying one of these days.