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Junior Chimp
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« on: September 26, 2004, 01:22:57 AM » |
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IF - Kerry goes out and babbles incoherently for 90 minutes:
jfern will come online and say he was trying to out stupid Bush and appeal to stupid, i.e. Republican, voters.
mddem will point out how Kerry toned down his speech to not appear to high minded. Then he will log off and quietly weep in the corner.
freedomeburns will claim that the Bush camp drugged Kerry to make him look bad.
IF - Bush goes out and babbles like an idiot for 90 minutes:
jmfcst will say that he was channeling the Holy Spirit and speaking in tongues.
statesrights will claim that he was using his downhome folksy charm to appeal to voters.
I will read whatever mddem writes before logging off to go weep quietly in the corner.
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