Office of Senator Pingvin (Fed-TX)

[Pingvin]

Off-topic: people and numbers are invented.

I am running for President of Atlasia.

That's right! Tonight, in Los Angeles, in front of large crowd, former Senator and Associate Justice had announced independent bid for White House!
We asked independent analysts: "What is your opinion on the Oakvale's bid?"
Lee Berall: "Strongly positive! He is the best candidate so far and he can unite ALL the Atlasians under his banner!
Iveta Conserva: "Strongly negative! He is one of the worst leftist liars! Anybody But Oakvale!"
Slo W. Poke: " I'm neutral about both Oakvale and Tmth campaigns".

Think about it.
This was a Pingvin Report, thank you and goodbye!

[Pingvin]

Results of the latest poll showed us that Assemblyman ZuWo leads all possible candidates for the Mideast governor, leading even Shua, opebo and Ben.
And do you know what it says?
It says: Atlasian Left, your time is gone. There are new people that are going to put Atlasia on the RIGHT track.
Think about it.
This was a Pingvin Report, thank you and goodbye!

[Pingvin]

Ask me anything about my new job.

[Pingvin]

I will try to fight organized crime.
I will not take bribes.

[Pingvin]

Thank you!
I want all of you to know - I will stop the criminal scum in the IDS.
You're an immigrant and you leave your documents home? Leave this country.
Pedophile and tried to finger a minor? Say goodbye to to your fingers then!
We will stop the drug trafficking. Young gang members will be treated as adults without exceptions.
I will do anything to make this region safe and clean from this scourge, and nothing will stop me!
Thank you and goodbye!

[Pingvin]

TONIGHT ON MY REPORT: SoIA 20RP12 will take the stage in Trenton, NJ at 9 am eastern time
Oakvale announces support for ETRIFEA
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[Pingvin]

Let’s talk about Atlasia.

Today’s mess didn’t just happen. We elected it -- one senator, member of regional legislature and president at a time. Our leaders in Nyman, have ‘led’ Atlasia to record unemployment, a devalued currency, banking scandals, the mortgage crisis, drug crisis, economic crisis, loss of our nation’s industrial might – and a long list of other reminders our nation is way off course.

Why am I telling you this? Because Atlasia is better than this. And because I can help fix it.

I’m a fix-it man.

Atlasia needs a ‘President Veto’ right now – someone who will say ‘no’ to insane spending and stop the madness that has become Nyman. That’s why I am here today to announce that I’m running for President. And I don’t do so lightly.

It’s time to put one of our own in the White House. I have the qualifications, the ability and the know-how to do the job. I also have a track record. I’ll do what I say I’ll do.

I’m ready for a different Atlasia. I’m ready for the day when a person can build a good life on a decent income, and we can take our government at its word – when people have more to smile about. I’m ready for peace and prosperity and some Atlasian dreaming. I’m ready for Atlasia to be ATLASIA again.

Our current president will not lead us there. None of the professional Nyman set will. We have to get there on our own.

I’m here  today because I can – and will -- do a better job for you as president.

I’m optimistic about our chances. Winning freedom is what Atlasia does.

We’ve got this.

[Pingvin]

Campaign songs (not political, just awesome)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geHLdg_VNww
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5jaRipA5_M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEOmJ_OeVhU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

[Pingvin]

This is a picture that is now belongs on the Judicial Overlord's cabinet wall.

[Pingvin]

SHORT PLATFORM

- Constitutional Amendment to outlaw abortion
- Opposition to animal rights, but opposition to animal cruelty.
- Non-interventionist, anti-imperialist foreign policy
- Re-introduction of death penalty for serious crimes
- Introduce a federal public smoking ban
- Support for school choice and homeschooling; introduction of voucher system
- Opposition to euthanasia
- Support right to bear arms
- Constitutional Amendment to define marriage as one man and one woman
- Opposition to "political correctness" and "Fairness Doctrine" in media
- Support for private healthcare; opposition to nationalisation of this sphere
- Opposition to conscription; support deep defense cuts
- Introduction of 15% flat tax
- Pass real financial reform (bring back Glass–Steagall Act and end "too big to fail")
- Abolish the Federal Reserve
- Re-introduction of gold standard
- Privatisation of Social Security
- Promote organic agriculture and a safe food supply; end subsidies that pay farmers not to grow crops
- Tougher border control
- Protect the environment (clean water, air, land) and preserve and expand national parks and wildlife preserves
- Harsher penalties for gun and weapons crimes
- Give local law enforcement and fire companies the funds they need for security and emergency prevention & response
- Use natural gas as a bridge fuel until renewable energy is more plentiful with regulations to protect from fracking
- Require oil and gas companies to contribute to a special emergency/spill/cleanup fund
- Require environmental impact assessments before approval for drilling for oil and natural gas
- Stricter regulations of private campaign financing
- More free trade agreements
- Encourage the purchase of American-made goods
- End corporate special interest/lobbyist influence over elections and the legislative process.
- Strict term limits for Senators, Regional Legislators and Supreme Court judges
- Encourage the teaching of Atlasian history, culture and traditions at schools
- Introduce a federal "Right-To-Work" law
- Ban on stem cell research
- Opposition to Atlasian membership in UN and NATO

[Pingvin]

POSSIBLE CABINET

Vice-President: TBA
Secretary of Federal Elections: Homelycooking
RG: Homelycooking
Attorney General: SJoycefla
Secretary of External Affairs: Cathcon
Secretary of Internal Affairs: Tmthforu94
Moderator General: Bacon King
Game Moderator: Shua
White House Press Secretary: Politicus

[Pingvin]

Explaining stuff:
Mosques - sorry, but I really believe that there is a danger called Islamofascism. You know, Europe is now slowly turning into Eurabia. (Russia too)
Abortion - with 3 exceptions (mother's life in danger, rape or incest)
Marriage - sorry, folks but this is my religious principle (Russian Orthodox)
Immigration - not complete ban, but a moratorium for 5-10 years.
UN/NATO - sorry, I'm just an isolationist.

[Pingvin]

Alright, I'll explain. I had a REALLY BAD WEEK. My grandpa's health was in danger so I was in a huge stress.
I was a bit too radical.

[Pingvin]

Avatars of people considered for veep:

[Pingvin]

Real sorry about your grandpa dying. Hope this week is an improvement.

(also, shouldn't there be an "R-MI" avatar somewhere in there?"

Grandpa is OK! And man with R-MI will be a head of the veep selecting comittee.

[Pingvin]

Ask me anything about my campaign and positions.
P.S. Veep announcement - 08/15

[Pingvin]

Should we abolish gay pple?

Are you in favor of military intervention to stop genocide in Franco?

1. No. They're are created by God that way.

2. Ummm... No.

What are your positions pertaining to the possession, construction, proliferation, and potential use of weapons of mass destruction, whether they be nuclear, radiological, biological, or chemical?

I strongly support ban on them. As president I will reduce our nuclear arsenal and other Mass Destruction Weapons.

Will Iron Maiden be your VP?

They will give a concerts on my rally stops.

What's your beef with immigrants?

My uncle (auto-mechanic) lost job because of them.

[Pingvin]

RALLY PLAN:
08/15 - Veep announcement - Sparks, NV
08/17 - Winnemucca, NV
08/19 - Elko, NV
08/21 - Ely, NV
08/23 - Las Vegas, NV
08/25 - Albuquerque, NM
08/27 - Las Cruces, NM
08/29 - El Paso, TX
08/31 - San Antonio, TX
09/02 - Waco, TX
09/04 - Dallas, TX
09/06 - Mount Vernon, TX
09/08 - Little Rock, AR
09/10 - Memphis, TN
09/12 - Louisville, KY
09/14 - Bloomington, IN
09/16 - Bloomington, IL
09/18 - New Lenox, IN
09/20 - Mishawaka, IN
09/22 - Canton, OH
09/24 - Cranberry, PA
09/26 - Johnstown, PA
09/28 - Scranton, PA
09/30 - Albany, NY

[Pingvin]

Pingvin, what were your thoughts on Viktoria Komova's performance at the Olympics? Feel free to elaborate in detail on each specific event.

AM I ONLY HERE WHO DOESN'T CARES ABOUT OLYMPICS

[Pingvin]

TV AD:
Pingvin with AK-47 and sword on the horse leads army of the zombies in the Kaiserreich uniform at White House. The Trooper plays ab the background
Male Voice: Join the fight for your liberty today. Pingvin for President

[Pingvin]

Most of Leftist and liberal candidates don't report you their weight, but I do. If you vote for me, you elect fine 77 conservative kilogramms!

[Pingvin]

Would you promise, if elected, to ban ponies and impose harsh punishment on bronies?

No, but I anyway dislike them.

[Pingvin]

If elected, will you continue to host the Pingvin Report? I like that show.

I will turn into a "President's Job Report with Citizens Phone Calls"

[Pingvin]

VEEP ANNOUNCEMNT DELAYED UNTIL OFFICIAL NOMINATION

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Endorsements:
Mideast Senate: JCL (W-IN)
At-large Senate: HagridOfTheDeep (W-SC)
                           Clarence (W-FL)
Northeastern Assembly: Simfan34 (W-NY)
                                       Goldwater (W-NY)
IDS Emperor: PiT (IB-LA)
IDS Legislature: Jbrase (IB-TX)