Post your First World Problems here

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I couldn't find a clean pair of boxers last night, so I wore briefs that were slightly too small.

The Red Sox lost last night.

I had to run a mile in gym on Tuesday.

I haven't gotten laid in over a year.

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I haven't gotten laid in over a year.

That's actually great for Atlas.

But not by 17-year-old-with-moderate-charm standards.

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Netflix doesn't have the final half season of Breaking Bad

I don't even have Netflix.

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I'll help...
I'm just kiddin, of course. Not a creep, I promise.

I'm an open-minded individual.

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The Starbucks near my workplace closes at 9.

Now that's a real tragedy.

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Autocorrect on my phone keeps spelling my name wrong, no matter how many times I correct it.

You need to show Siri who's boss. Make that bitch work for attention.

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I'm currently supposed to be editing my school newspaper, but I am very tired and I don't have anything to eat.

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and I don't have anything to eat.

That sounds more like a Third World Problem to me.

Correction: I had pretzels to eat, but I didn't feel like eating pretzels.

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Ugly Americans is still cancelled.

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I'm almost out of Frosted Flakes.