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« Reply #25 on: November 21, 2012, 06:14:54 AM »
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Quote from: True Federalist on November 20, 2012, 06:32:40 PM
For his sake, I hope he's not the one who came up with the idea for "Tickle Me Elmo".
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« Reply #26 on: November 30, 2012, 07:54:43 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on November 30, 2012, 07:27:23 PM

In San Francisco that's only about twice the cost of a cup of coffee...
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« Reply #27 on: December 03, 2012, 03:12:58 PM »
Quote from: drj101 on December 03, 2012, 03:02:24 PM
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Quote from: Holmes on December 03, 2012, 02:20:56 PM
Don't worry Miles, I don't think she's a staunch liberal. I heard she loves Bush.

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« Reply #28 on: December 09, 2012, 12:21:37 PM »
Quote from: Paul Kemp on December 09, 2012, 01:37:28 AM
Quote from: bedstuy on December 08, 2012, 10:51:20 PM
And of course the worst part about Cuomo is that he hasn't made a really good album since Pinkerton.

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« Reply #29 on: December 19, 2012, 09:46:42 AM »
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Quote from: Holmes on December 19, 2012, 09:17:07 AM
In the sense that he likes penis, yes.
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« Reply #30 on: January 06, 2013, 09:59:29 AM »
Dammit it Kal, I was just coming here to post that...
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« Reply #31 on: January 08, 2013, 07:12:07 PM »

Just came here to post this Squinting
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« Reply #32 on: January 09, 2013, 08:43:40 AM »

Now he's just trolling for the sake of trolling.
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« Reply #33 on: January 22, 2013, 03:40:02 PM »
The thing is, I'm the one who started the 'Oldies is a black' meme
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« Reply #34 on: January 31, 2013, 03:35:51 PM »

Dammit I was just gonna post this Sad
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« Reply #35 on: February 01, 2013, 03:31:12 PM »
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« Reply #36 on: February 05, 2013, 03:55:03 PM »
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Quote from: Senator Franzl on February 05, 2013, 02:55:12 PM

And I'm alive today to suffer from the consequences of Reagonomics, old man Smiley

Yes yes, he tanked the German economy.  Roll Eyes   Tongue
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« Reply #37 on: February 05, 2013, 07:25:52 PM »

There are a multiplicity of things wrong with this fragment
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« Reply #38 on: February 05, 2013, 09:05:48 PM »
Quote from: SoEA SJoyce on February 05, 2013, 08:28:49 PM
Gov. Tim McGraw (D-TN)/Rep. Jim Matheson (D-UT)
Gov. Will McKenna (R-WA)/the reanimated corpse of Delegate Norton P. Chipman (R-DC)
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« Reply #39 on: February 07, 2013, 09:55:31 AM »
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« Reply #40 on: February 07, 2013, 09:57:22 AM »
Quote from: Mr. Morden on February 07, 2013, 06:16:05 AM
My prognostication skills were pretty poor in the years before I was born:

Quote from: Mr. Morden on January 23, 1972, 02:33:20 AM
Muskie's got the Democratic nomination in the bag.

Quote from: Mr. Morden on March 03, 1973, 04:46:40 AM
Nixon will probably leave office with some of the highest job approval numbers ever recorded.

Quote from: Mr. Morden on January 08, 1976, 08:46:40 PM
No idea who this Carter is.  The Democratic nominee will probably be Bayh or Udall.

Quote from: Mr. Morden on October 31, 1976, 03:53:20 AM
Carter's finished.  Ford's momentum is unstoppable.  I will now accept my accolades.
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« Reply #41 on: February 11, 2013, 08:42:20 PM »
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« Reply #42 on: February 12, 2013, 03:22:57 PM »
Quote from: wait until your bills arrive in pink envelopes before paying on February 12, 2013, 12:41:27 PM
I actually once was involved with an Adventist stripper for a bit, that was a little interesting.
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« Reply #43 on: February 12, 2013, 03:32:51 PM »
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« Reply #44 on: February 13, 2013, 07:54:32 AM »
Quote from: Pope Emoviolence Fluttershy I on February 13, 2013, 12:51:50 AM
FF, I totally ship her with Alvin Greene so they can be the cutest couple in the senate!
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« Reply #45 on: February 13, 2013, 09:38:26 AM »
Quote from: dead0man on February 13, 2013, 09:15:15 AM
Who is more impervious to logic and reason?  Why the OP's mascot of course.
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« Reply #46 on: February 13, 2013, 10:37:45 AM »
Quote from: angus on February 13, 2013, 10:34:40 AM
Her mistake was only coloring the head hear.  She should have colored the pubes auburn as well, that way she could shown that the color was indeed natural.
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« Reply #47 on: February 14, 2013, 06:27:01 AM »
Quote from: angus on February 13, 2013, 07:28:01 PM
Quote from: Governor Scott on February 12, 2013, 04:51:02 PM
John Hickenlooper: I drank fracking fluid

Sounds like the name of a really lame porno movie.
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« Reply #48 on: February 14, 2013, 06:26:14 PM »

College has really matured Tmth...
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« Reply #49 on: February 22, 2013, 10:44:04 PM »
Quote from: True Federalist on February 22, 2013, 09:15:46 PM
Do Seventh-Day Adventists have Ice Cream Saturdaes?
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