The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

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Today at 02:24:33 pm
in Re: How big will Obama's...
by Shirtless Voter

Today at 07:56:23 pm
in How big will be Romney's...
by Bane

I'm guessing that Obama's will be bigger...

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Aw, you two are so cute!  Quite a catch there, lovely girl.

Which girl?

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Chester Arthur for President: The policies we want. The muttonchops we need.

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I hope you got some antidote that saves you from Orange Jersey People's bites.

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Absolute monarchy: it's a lifestyle choice.

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Atlasian Evangelical Communion, Atlasian Tea Party, Whig Liberty Caucus,

The Marriage Revenge Initiative is a bill that a an element of liberals is now trying to pass via a citizen initiative. Besides the system of 'socialized' medicine, this is the worst attempt at legislation I've seen in my time of Atlasian service. They seek to fully pervert the whole of our human experience by denying traditional man-woman  marriage it's most noble position. I thought the gay community just wanted "equality". I don't think Harvey Milk would want our society go down this rabbit hole. Only the most radical of libertines (nice phrase. Good work!) would dare come out in support of this abomitible abominable of actions. This bill is an enemy of freedom with the most sinister of intentions. I urge all of conscience and reason to oppose this.

B-

Please refrain from hyperbole and fact check next time. Otherwise good effort!

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Damn it Jake you beat me.

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Can socially conservative libertarians join?

So long as we also allow the socialist neoliberals and authoritarian anarchists.

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Context is crucial:

I live in Canada.

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Do you think Ron Paul is capable of running as an independent candidate?

Ron Paul is capable of leaping tall buildings in a single bound, halting a powerful locomotive, and outrunning a speeding bullet.  Of course he is capable of running as an independent candidate.

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The wife is not a registered voter.  She won't vote.  The boy is 7.  If he could vote, he'd be voting for more TV, a later bedtime, and violent video games.  There's also a hermit crab who lives here named Mister Frederickson.  We bought him at Petsmart about a month ago for my son.  He came with a two-week warranty.  He has outlived his warranty by at least 15 days.  To my knowledge he is fairly apolitical as well.  All of which means that 100% of my immediate family will vote for Mitt Romney.

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These ladies need to cut it out with the botox. Jesus Christ.

I'm getting really tired of your War on Women, Lief.

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Context:

I'm just kind of surprised Mitt Romney of all people could elicit such a strong reaction from anyone.

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Evolution is a total scam. Everyone knows that a Pikachu with a held light ball is far more effective than a equally-leveled Raichu with equal EV and IVs. It's just another cheap marketing ploy from the sagging evolution stone industry.

Raichu's base stats are higher though...

omFG

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It got better:

What a great gif

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If Mod edits are eligible, then I think this applies:

After the successful DNC - probably the most successful party convention in 50 years - everyone I know who was on the fence is supporting our President because they believe in moving forward, not back.


Friendly Mod Edit: It's really cool that you're super excited about the DNC, but it'd probably be a good idea to calm down the hyperbole a bit. Also, just some advice, it's probably not a good idea to use so many campaign speech platitudes when you post here because most people probably aren't going to take you seriously. Nothing personal, of course, just offering some constructive criticism.

If that really is more of your thing, though, I'd suggest creating your own homemade Obama ads and uploading them to Youtube. Maybe give them a misleading title like "YOU WON'T BELIEVE JUSTIN BIEBER DID THIS ON STAGE" to ensure a wider (and more impressionable) viewing audience. Not saying you should, of course, just brainstorming here with ya. If you do, feel free to send me a PM and I'd love to assist! Also, congrats on the thousand posts.

-BK

BK really is one of my top 15 favourite posters on this site

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This is the most tragic thing to happen in Verona since those two star-crossed lovers killed themselves in a tragic misunderstanding.

Also, favourite? You've joined the honourable side, Jake!

I've always used the Anglican spelling of words!

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This is the most tragic thing to happen in Verona since those two star-crossed lovers killed themselves in a tragic misunderstanding.

Also, favourite? You've joined the honourable side, Jake!

I've always used the Anglican spelling of words!

Fun fact: I consistently use British spellings except in my academic work and on this forum.

I use them in my academic work and have never been confronted for it.

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Is displaying your sock a covert endorsement of certain practices banned on Atlas?

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Offensive. I hope he gets infracted due to blatant racism.

Racism against whom?

Your people.

You're an Uncle Tom, so you probably wouldn't get it.

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I blame aflietch's threads. We need to pass a constitutional amendment.

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My favorite part of that post was that Phil selected an insult from Aladdin to direct at Xahar.

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I'm curious... can I post pictures of my nipples?

no

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this thread went from funny to retarded to gay in a matter of 3 days

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"Inks, go get laid"? Really?

Phil, are you a jock in a 1980s teen movie?

No...he's more like the 20 year old Mexican illegal immigrant dating a 14 year old girl in the 1990 direct to video movie we watched today in Spanish class.