Which American holiday do you find the most distasteful?

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Voted for President's Day because I didn't see the Confederate option. Obviously days celebrating the Slaveholders' Rebellion are the worst of the worst. One wonders that anywhere in the US still has them.

Also, while it's not a public holiday as such, Holyoke, the heavily Hispanic Catholic city whose school district I work in, does have Epiphany as a school holiday. By the same token, kids in Longmeadow, which is home to the bulk of Western Mass Jewry, get Yom Kippur off.