Al vs. Rich Kids of Instagram

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

write-in Marxists on couches

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Haha, the latter should all be guillotined. 

This is the correct answer. Their mansions can then be turned into public housing and/or state-funded, free-to-visit museums.

Guillotined?  Hmmm... slippery slope. 

Certainly it is a sad reflection on American perceptions that most would see those nightmarish little cretins as somehow having "earned" their lofty perch in society, while so-called "welfare queens" continue on by leeching of their success, though.  The "rich kids of Instagram" are most definitely the true parasites. 

Al/Al (normal), BTW. 

Every part of this post is excellent.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Haha, the latter should all be guillotined. 

This is the correct answer. Their mansions can then be turned into public housing and/or state-funded, free-to-visit museums.

Guillotined?  Hmmm... slippery slope. 

Certainly it is a sad reflection on American perceptions that most would see those nightmarish little cretins as somehow having "earned" their lofty perch in society, while so-called "welfare queens" continue on by leeching of their success, though.  The "rich kids of Instagram" are most definitely the true parasites. 

Al/Al (normal), BTW. 

Every part of this post is excellent absolutely terrible.

HockeyDude's hesitance about breaking out the guillotine as a viable solution is terrible? That was part of what I thought was excellent.