My suggestion to Bushie:
1. Drop about sixty pounds, putting perhaps fifteen of it back on as (lean) muscle. You'll need it to re-invent your persona along the lines I'm recommending.
2. Throw out your entire wardrobe. Purchase the following items:
* Three white long-sleeve button ups.
* Three black dress slacks.
* A set of black leather suspenders, to be worn over the dress shirts.
* Black leather dress boots - buckled, not laced.
* A slightly oversized vest, to be worn open and unbuttoned.
* A black, spiked heavy metal leather wristband.
3. Drop your taste for country and western music and begin listening to a lot of krautrock, 70s funk, 90s industrial, and mid-era David Bowie. Watch arthouse films.
4. Grow out a - clean, undercut - ponytail.
5. Become a chain smoker.
6. Abandon your faith in a God who has abandoned you.
While for most people this would be a step down or in the wrong direction, Bushie's at the point where almost any change would help.
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