Update XV: Stuck Inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues Again

[King]

Can Update afford guest stars yet? I'd enjoy a Gordon Ramsay shows up to try and teach Bushie to cook subplot.

[King]

But seriously, Ramen Noodles are not healthy. You'd be better off eating another burger.

You need VEGETABLES and FRUITS or you will die.

BUY bananas, blueberries, strawberries, broccoli, snow peas, spinach

You can even top the fruits with Cool Whip and the vegetables with butter if you must, but you NEED to start consuming items with some nutrients or life is over.

[King]

But seriously, Ramen Noodles are not healthy. You'd be better off eating another burger.

You need VEGETABLES and FRUITS or you will die.

BUY bananas, blueberries, strawberries, broccoli, snow peas, spinach

You can even top the fruits with Cool Whip and the vegetables with butter if you must, but you NEED to start consuming items with some nutrients or life is over.

I ended up having two Oscar Meyer hot dogs on regular white bread and mustard.  Nothing real fancy, and only 330 calories.  This still leaves me with 130 calories left tonight.

FRUITS AND VEGETABLES

[King]

What did Jesus say about weed?

The only Bible anti-pot arguments I've heard are "your body is a temple" which lol if Bushie claims to care about that passage.

[King]

Yeah,  I know Bushie's beliefs are pretty common in evangelicals. That's why they are such HP.

[King]

78% still sucks, especially when you said you were doing great and going to graduate with high honors.

[King]

Bushie, if you're not going to commit to eat fruits and vegetables daily, will you at least do me a favor and start taking a multivitamin supplement? One pill a day with breakfast. If you don't want a pill, there's also gummies and drink mixes too.

It really wouldn't surprise me if a lot of your ills are caused by deficiencies. Memphis mentioned obese people he's seen who aren't as lethargic as you and that's where your lack of food variety may hurt you. Southerners may indulge in sugar and fat but they do get their collard greens and strawberry-rhubarb pie.

While supplements aren't as good as food, it at least gets you there.

[King]

Bushie, if you're not going to commit to eat fruits and vegetables daily, will you at least do me a favor and start taking a multivitamin supplement? One pill a day with breakfast. If you don't want a pill, there's also gummies and drink mixes too.

This is actually a very good suggestion.

And already ignored it seems.

Bushie is fine with taking antibiotics but is allergic to health.

[King]

Bushie, if you're not going to commit to eat fruits and vegetables daily, will you at least do me a favor and start taking a multivitamin supplement? One pill a day with breakfast. If you don't want a pill, there's also gummies and drink mixes too.

This is actually a very good suggestion.

And already ignored it seems.

Bushie is fine with taking antibiotics but is allergic to health.

I am seriously considering it.  I haven't responded till now, but it gives me something to consider.

Do not consider. Do it.

I'm pretty sure you will start feeling better.

[King]

Personally I prefer Emergen-C but it's a drink mix so you might not stick with it if you don't like the taste.

Get One-A-Day Men's Health or store brand equivalent if you want to go cheaper. Just make sure it says daily multivitamin, for adult males.

And please commit yourself to taking one all the time, even if it's being washed down by Dr. Pepper.

[King]

Getting Bushie to take multivitamins is the greatest victory by the forum in history of the Update "Diet" plot. I will now accept my accolades.

Congrats, Bushie.

[King]

Getting Bushie to take multivitamins is the greatest victory by the forum in history of the Update "Diet" plot. I will now accept my accolades.

Congrats, Bushie.

You didn't get him to take them. You got him to buy them. Getting Bushie to buy something requires no special skill.

I've got a good feeling about this one.

[King]

Good, good.

[King]

Phone is usually the worst version of people. It's hard to communicate without visual queues and puts more pressure for there to not be any silence.

[King]

I do hope more African American characters are in God's plan for Update.

[King]

Still on the vitamins?

[King]

Well that's hypocritical and proves my point... Simfan is one really shady dude.

Yes, we really need to watch out for his type.

[King]

If Bushie didn't want to be passed up by others, he shouldn't have been a C student. I bet he didn't even have a portfolio of his work.

[King]

Are there any email/live chat tech support centers in Oklahoma? Bushie could definitely work that job.

[King]

Bushie: The Animated Series?

[King]

I wish. A sweatshop might help him lose weight.

[King]

It's criminal that a manufacturing quality control job is minimum wage.

[King]

Does anyone know if travelers diarrhea is contagious?  My aunt came down with it coming back from Spain last week and just got over it.  I was around her all day Saturday and for an hour today.  Now,  I've been gagging all day at nearly every scent.  I'm not in pain at this time and I haven't thrown up yet, but I've been close.

Diarrhea isn't throwing up, bro.

[King]

I don't think you get enough fiber in your diet for even the strongest of diarrhea-causing bacterias to navigate your colon.

[King]

aka Bushie quit

Are you still taking the vitamins?