Gallup:Obama close against Romney Perry Bachmann Paul

[King]

Hopefully he can work out of this unpopularity funk to prevent a Perry or Bachmann travesty.

[King]

So will the media start giving Ron Paul some legitimate attention now? (Just kidding!)

"A new Gallup poll shows Mitt Romney as the strongest challenger to the President with a 2 point lead.  Rick Perry is second strongest at a tie while fourth best is Michelle Bachmann, who only trails by four."

[King]

Canada has a lousy climate and Brazil speaks Portugese.

[King]

Wow, tied with Perry. How's that moderate heroism working out for you Barack? Maybe you could have paid attention to my signature when I posted it 2 years ago? You idiot.

Damn the president for not paying attention to something on a random internet forum.  Damn him right to hell!

Wait...so he wasn't Rochambeau?

It's quite obvious that Rochambeau was David Wu, driving mad by Joe Republic's taunts, and eventually corrupted into a tiger costume-wearing, Hot Girls/Guys thread-starting sexual assault artist.

[King]

One thing I forgot to mention: his approval rating in this is just 40%, meaning Obama is still a good 7-8 points ahead of his own opinion against these guys and just needs to be mediocre on election day. Traditional 50% approval against this field would be an LBJ64 blowout.