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Bacon Sundae Vs. Oral Sex (search mode)

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What choice is superior?

#1 Are you seriously comparing a sundae to sexual foreplay? What's wrong with you!!!!? (Oral Sex)		14 (58.3%)
#2 The Miley Cyrus Option (the Best of Both Worlds)		3 (12.5%)
#3 I'm not really sure, both sound really gross (the Morgan option)		4 (16.7%)
#4 Bacon Sundae: All of the benefits of Oral Sex, none of the disadvantages, like Sexually Transmitted Diseases (Bacon Sundae)		3 (12.5%)

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Topic: Bacon Sundae Vs. Oral Sex (Read 3420 times)

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Re: Bacon Sundae Vs. Oral Sex

« on: May 20, 2011, 03:11:12 PM »

Quote from: TheNewTeddy on May 20, 2011, 03:07:29 PM

Would I be infracted if I changed my username to "Captain Cunnilingus"

I don't think using formal terms is considered vulgar.

Captain c**ntlicker, on the other hand, may strike at the core of certain posters' values.

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Re: Bacon Sundae Vs. Oral Sex

« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2011, 12:29:37 AM »

I will agree with Mikado on the tediousness of the femoraling, though I can't say it tasted bad. Perhaps it was an issue of hygiene in his situation. Though I only did it once. Hmmm... I will attempt to bag me a vaginapop this weekend and see if maybe I just got lucky the last time.

I also agree with Lief. Blowjobs suck. The inability of the sexes to intuitively understand each others genitalia is mankind's greatest weakness.

Like everything, practice makes perfect and we must always remember that people who are not us are idiots. Thank you and goodnight.

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