Thank you sir.
Let's say.....SF 17-Bal 13
You Fool. You total and complete fool.
You had it. Victory. It was yours. All you had to do was stick with the Baltimore Ravens and you would have won. When I saw your first post declaring that the Ravens would win 20-10 I was crestfallen, for I knew that victory had slipped from my grasp. Before the Denver game you declared that Baltimore was the weakest team left standing. So when Tom Brady threw that last interception into the end zone, I thought to myself: "The dead0man will take San Francisco, I will take Baltimore and I will win."
And while the path to this destination was a bit more winding then I had first thought it would be, the fact remains we have arrived exactly where I always knew we would:
I am backing Baltimore, and you are backing the Gay Mecca.
The Baltimore Ravens will win Super Bowl 47. They will win because they are by far the superior team. Their offense is better. Their defense is better. And their special teams unit is a lot better.
So on Sunday night February 3rd 2013 at about 10:30 Eastern Time, as you watch JOHN Harbaugh accept the Vince Lombardi trophy, I want you to remember that victory could have been yours. But you tossed it away into my waiting arms. And for that I thank you sir. And I wish you the best of luck next year, when you try (and fail) to take my Championship title away from me. Then again, if the history of Super Bowl losers is to be believed, next year you'll be lucky to finish ahead of Tmth.
Baltimore 31
San Francisco 17
Now hit my music.
(Since we're both fans of pro-wrestling I thought it would be fun to cut a promo on you. And it was.
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