Well, with regard to the forks themselves, it was meant to be egalitarian. Moreover, we have established that most posters here are as comfortable using a dinner fork for steak as they are using it for scraping paint off a wall. Of course, the dinner fork cannot help its being taller than the rest. God made it that way. You can't fairly claim that just because it is so popularly chosen that a quota should be set on its use, so that the less versatile forks, such as the fondue fork, might be more often used. This would be as unfair to the dinner fork as it would be insulting to the fondue fork.
And as for ice cream, well, honestly I prefer a spoon, and I don't mind admitting it. Frankly, I'm glad I live in one of those states in which eating ice cream with a spoon is legal, although it wouldn't surprise me if the legislature proposed an amendment to the state constitution defining ice cream enjoyment as "One Bowl Of Ice Cream + One Ice Cream Fork, the way God intended it to be."
People eat ice cream with a fork? How?
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