Well, lets follow the trail of your poor excuse for reasoning.
P1. John McCain claims to be a Republican
P2. You (apparently) want McCain as President.
C. Ergo, you are a Republican.
P1. Last time I checked, he was.
P2. No, I was just implying the idiocy of your statement. "Liberal Media", are you on drugs?!?
C. No, I am a proud Democrat, and I couldn't live with myself as a Republican. The Republican here is you.
First, are you saying you don't want McCain elected, but just want to saddle the Republicans with a slimebag so the Democrats can nominate just about anything and get elected?
Second, are you denying that the so-called 'mainstream media' is liberal? If so, you are out of step with the majority of the members of that media and the public.
Third, I realize that you see the Democrat party as an intolerant bunch of left wing kooks, but the party is a big tent, which includes conservative Democrats.