Either Sarah Palin or Dick Cheney, with Michele Bachmann as the VP nominee.
That will ensure an Obama landslide.
How would you feel if Obama lost to one of them, though?
I would move to Canada.
Ah, but Canada has politicians like that too. Right now, they're Prime Minister is 'Stephen Harper', who's fairly right-wing. Palin, Cheney, and Bachmann are about as likely to come to power in the U.S. as 'Stockwell Day' is likely in Canada...look 'em up.
You cannot run. You cannot hide. We will find you. We will take over.