Dallasfan65 for Northeast Assembly

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Greetings, good people of the Northeast. I would like to announce that I am running for Governor of this fine region.

Here's where it all started:

I, Dallasfan65, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of Northeast Representative and will do the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitutions of Atlasia and the Northeast Region, so help me Dave.

I went on to serve this fine region as Representative and Speaker until June, and for another stint from October to December. Currently I am the region's Chief Judicial Officer, an office I have held for a little over a year. However, I feel that perhaps I could better serve this great region by running to be its next Governor. My predecessor Sirnick will be a tough act to follow, but I shall do my best.

I understand that there is a good portion of the Northeast that has not been around for as long as myself. In keeping with the principles of honesty and forthrightness, I would like to call attention to the less flattering aspects of my record. The Invaligate scandal remains a demerit on my record, as well as an underwhelming stint as Vice President. Neither of these instances are how I would conduct myself as Governor, though if one were to not vote for me because of them I would not begrudge them that right.

More to come.

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I did not expect such strong support! I am grateful.

The Vice President was kind enough to make a campaign banner for me.



While I still have more work I'd like to do, this is what I have shaped up for a gubernatorial agenda thus far.

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Chief Judicial Officer Dallasfan65, reading his agenda.

Hello everybody! Though it is a bit belated, I would like to welcome Representative Earthling to the race.

That being said, courtesy of the Vice President, it seems as if I've already secured a pivotal endorsement:


As I've mentioned, I've since done some more work on shaping up a gubernatorial agenda, provided I am elected. By no means are these finalistic, and will be open to amendments to incoming Assemblies.

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I am very much in favor of the legislation proposals you've here, Dallasfan65. I would love to introduce modified versions of them at the federal level, if that's quite alright with you.

I appreciate the sentiment, Senator! You are more than welcome to do so.

With regards to the Cheech and Chong Act, you are probably in a greater capacity to affect the law than I am, given that I tried to structure it within the confines of Federal statute (which was a bit murky.)

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I thought that marijuana was already completely legal to use and sell at the Federal level, but maybe I'm mistaken. In any case, these are all good pieces of legislation that I would vote in favor of if I was still in the Assembly.

It is.

That being said, here is the existing Federal statute on marijuana:

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As I'm not too savvy on tobacco laws: are people within their rights to grow tobacco for recreational use, as per Atlasian law? I'm not sure.

Plus, while there are already "Big Tobacco" companies I imagine there aren't any "Big Marijuana" companies established. Section 2 of the Cheech and Chong Act would allow people to legally commune and sell different strains of marijuana in public areas (provided they obtain a permit.) In real life, "Hempfests" exist but local authorities in Boston have been trying to crack down on such activities, despite decriminalization in Massachusetts. So, I figured this would give us some regional framework to work within.

Also, thanks for the support!

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Greetings again, fellow Northeasterners. I apologize for any perceived lull in activity over the past few days.

Since my last update, I've thought of additional reforms that I'd like to pursue as Governor.

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Both of these are in embryonic stages (I'd like to explore deeper police reform with regards to the first bill.) However, these are the sorts of issues that I'd like to bring to the table as Governor.

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Still alive. I will probably have another bill in a day or two.

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I know I'm no longer a citizen of your great region, Dallasfan, but if I may, I'd like to ask you a question.

The Governor recently signed a bill repealing significant parts of the education law that was passed last year - namely, the section which requires private schools to enroll students regardless of their ability to pay.  The absence of this section will inevitably allow private schools to deny enrollment to students whose parents cannot afford to pay tuition.  If elected, how would your administration respond to this tragedy?

My apologies, Scott.

While I don't know a great deal about education, perhaps the Assembly could work on a voucher program for the economically disadvantaged?

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Chief Judicial Officer Dallasfan65, exiting his Campaign El Camino to Higher Love by Steve Winwood.

Though a bit premature, it seems as if I will be the next Governor of the Northeast.

I understand that I had no formal opposition going into election day, due to Earthling's unfortunate departure from Atlasia. That being said, I would like to offer my sincerest gratitude to all of you who offered your support for me. Now, the onus is upon me not to disappoint you all.

Melodrama is often a politician's best friend. However, I shall spare you all the usual platitudes: "the Northeast is at a crossroads", "there are difficult times ahead", et cetera. I think that Governor sirnick's stewardship of the region has been superb. In addition, Northeast has seen not only a recent influx of population growth, but also an increase in civic participation. Though Deus Naturae is a relative newcomer, I must applaud his activity in the Northeast Assembly, as well as his willingness to compromise. We've also seem some old greats of the Northeast make a return - Cinyc, Winfield, Napoleon, and Cincinnatus. Let us not forget that Averroes Nix has also returned to the region, though I do not know what capacity he plans to act in.

In short, I have been around in Atlasia long enough to see some dismal levels of activity, and I must say that I am most hopeful for the future of our region.

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Just a friendly reminder that the Northeast Assembly election will be taking place from April 17th to April 20th. (woo! #420) Either myself or Nix will be administering the voting booth.

Those who are interested are encouraged to run.

I'll be making a statement on endorsements at a later date when the field is more visible.

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Governor Dallasfan65 appearing via Skype.

"Pass good laws, good things happen. Pass bad laws, bad things happen."

Greetings, good people of the Northeast! I'm speaking with you to remind you once more that the Northeast Assembly Election will be taking place, this Thursday (the 17th.) Unfortunately, if my understanding of the constitution is correct, the deadline for declarations has already passed. This leaves us with three declared candidates for the Assembly: Napoleon, Deus Naturae, and SomebodyWhoExists.

It is my regret to say that cinyc won't be seeking reelection. While he and I probably agreed the least on bills being debated in the Assembly, he was a good public servant and the Northeast ran like a well-oiled machine during his speakership. It is my hope, however, that he makes a return at some point.

I'm not a member of the legislative branch at this juncture, but I nonetheless have some vested interest in getting a good Assembly to work with. That being said, here are my personal endorsements:

Deus Naturae - Deus Naturae is a relative newcomer to Atlasia. However, despite his short stint, he has been very active in the Assembly - not only proposing his own legislation, but seeking to amend and trim the fat from previous passed bills. Also, as my Lieutenant Governor, he has been pretty diligent in updating the Northeast Statute page. Deus has strong convictions, but has been willing to compromise and more often than not has gotten a majority of the Assembly to agree in the name of more effective government.

Napoleon - Napoleon is an old friend of mine. Despite a somewhat checkered past, it is my belief that Napoleon is a stellar legislator. During my tenure as Governor, he was instrumental in tackling the issue of bail reform, and has been an active participant on other legislation. In addition, considering his past service to the Northeast region, it's a no-brainer in my mind that he ought to be reelected for another term.

SWE - SWE has provided good input in the Northeast Assembly, has been pleasant to work with, and has been an active contributor. I think that newbies are an integral part of the Atlasian political process, and that SWE deserves another term.

While we only have three candidates, there will be five seats to fill, meaning that two write-ins could be elected to the Assembly. I encourage any citizens interested in serving to accept write-ins, but I'll also be taking a proactive approach and will try to scout out some talent.

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Sample ballot:

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NOTICE: BaconBacon96 is accepting write-ins.

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I endorse this.

Myself or the ballot?

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I endorse this.

Myself or the ballot?

Both.

Way cool. The election already happened, though there is an acute possibility of me running for reelection.

Anywho, I have some legislative proposals. I'm going to hold off on putting them in the queue until after the election, since as I understand it any such legislation would have to be re-introduced.

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EDIT: Sirnick is also accepting write-ins for Northeast Assembly.

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The election is over. Though I will have to do a tabulation in earnest, the winners seem obvious. Congratulations to SWE, Napoleon, Deus, Sirnick, and BaconBacon.

Also, I would like to offer my congratulations to my good friend shua, who was reelected.

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The election is over. Though I will have to do a tabulation in earnest, the winners seem obvious. Congratulations to SWE, Napoleon, Deus, Sirnick, and BaconBacon.

Also, I would like to offer my congratulations to my good friend shua, who was reelected.

Sirnick received 0 first preferences.  Dr. Cynic received three.  So...

I was just about to ask about this.

Official tabulations are important!

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OK. All gaffes aside, let's get to certifying this election.

I'm no mathematician, but I used Paul Lockett's STV Counter to come to the conclusion that I have:

Napoleon, Deus, SWE, BaconBacon96, and Dr. Cynic are elected to the Northeast Assembly.

If anyone is interested I can post the actual listing from Lockett's website, but it's tough to read.

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Reminder that the Northeast Gubernatorial and Assembly Elections are next Friday, running from June 20th until the end of June 22nd.

Sample ballot:

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NOTICE: Dr. Cynic and Mr. X are accepting write-ins as well.

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Governor Dallasfan65 speaking to a handful of supporters at Aquinnah, Massachusetts.

Greetings, everybody! I have chosen Aquinnah as the site for my farewell address due to being one of the last bastions of public nudity and free expression.

So it has finally come to an end.

While I proposed many things during my tenure as Governor, I would have to say that my chief accomplishment would be signing into law the Group Unions Act. While a controversial piece of legislation, I believe that this bill helped to cultivate the Northeast as a pluralistic and tolerant society, as well as increase individual autonomy in the Northeast. However, the credit for this hardly goes to me, but rather Deus Naturae, who sponsored the legislation. In addition, I have Senators Shua and TNF to thank for granting the Northeast the opportunity to do so in the first place.

I don't much care for gloating. However, I think we've accomplished some significant things while I was Governor: we liberalized our public intoxication laws, we've reformed an oppressive bail system, and we've expanded marriage rights to polyamorous couples. In addition, we've abolished taxation for working-class families while also preserving fiscal responsibility in our region.

I'd like to think we've done a good job. We've preserved stability, despite some significant cuts to revenues. We've expanded personal freedom, made our government more efficient, and had some pretty stimulative debate. Could I have done some things differently? Of course. However, life is not lived through the rear-view mirror. I have served the Northeast for a long time, but this may have been the most enjoyable and productive session that I have ever been a part of. I have zero regrets or compunction about leaving office at this point.

Goodbye, Northeast. I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.

Pouring one out for the Sirnick/Dallas ticket:

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Thanks for the well-wishes everybody.

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OK. I think the Northeast has had a break from my madness for long enough.

I've decided to throw my hat in the ring for the special election to the Assembly. My vision for the Northeast is a Northeast where...

80 people can get a civil union in a group while they get high on methamphetamine.

Also, in advance I am endorsing sawx for the other seat in the special election - I have a good rapport with him and I am confident that he would bring a good perspective to the Assembly.

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Thanks guys!

If you have a crush on me, just say it.

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Former Governor Dallasfan65 skulking about Boston.

Back to the lab again!

While I have some ambition to run for Northeast Assembly in the August General Election, I've paradoxically pointed out that I have missed the deadline for doing so; thus, I am merely accepting write-ins. I've previously served this region as its Governor and Representative (the latter in numerous cases), so for those unfamiliar with my vision for the Northeast, I've:

- Sought to reform our criminal justice system

- Pursued improvements on our budget procedure/game mechanics

- Strengthened civil liberties, self expression, and promoted the Northeast as a more pluralistic society

- Slashed taxes while protecting the integrity of a solvent welfare state

I find bullet points to be a bit tacky, but so is regurgitation, so I'll let my record stand on its own for the most part. If you find my record of service consistent with your hopes for the Northeast then I ask that you write me in for Northeast Assembly.

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Endorsed (normal)

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Thank you!


Dallasfan65 speaking to a crowd of supporters in Northampton, Massachusetts.

While I might have a reputation for being more about pleasure than business, my most important initiative is my current budget amendment. Thanks to smart fiscal management (or perhaps generous GM allotments) the Northeast has enjoyed a significant surplus over the past few budget trimesters. However, oversight has been troublesome and there's an air of uncertainty as to how much money we truly have - my hope is that an amendment creating a "Free Cash" fund comprised of the previous surpluses would give us a more accurate appraisal of how much money we have to spare.

My predecessor as Governor, Sirnick, was wise to issue an executive order to this effect. However, it has either expired or was never heeded in the first place. Regardless, we ought to rectify this by codifying into law a balance as to how much money we're operating with. It's possible that we have a cumulative surplus (considering roll-overs from previous budgets) in the neighborhood of $20 billion.

In my (somewhat uneducated) perspective that might actually be bad for our region, since it's tantamount to tucking money under a sofa. During my tenure as Governor, we eliminated taxes for those making less than $50,000 a year.

The question remains: what to do with the surplus? Our region has complied with the federal mandate to combat homelessness, but we were able to do so without accepting their matching funds, thus saving the federal government a billion dollars. If elected, I would like to explore issuing a one-time income grant to our economically disadvantaged, in hopes of lifting many out of poverty and boosting the purchasing power of our middle-class. Details to come.

Regardless, I have much more latitude to do this if I'm in the Assembly as opposed to being out of it, so I ask that you write me in for this election.

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Representative Dallasfan65 addresses a crowd in Boston, to his campaign song.

Thank you good people of the Northeast! As it turns out, I've been elected to another term as Representative. So long as I have a mandate, I will continue my work of criminal justice reform and expanding individual liberty in the Northeast.

I generally hold the view that competitive elections are good for Atlasia. Despite that, however, I am personally glad that all of the incumbents have been reelected - this should bear out to be a vibrant and active Assembly. There is a general mantra of "inactivity" in Atlasia but I am optimistic about the pending session.

I would also like to forewarn my fellow Northeasterners of the pending threat in the Atlasian Senate. While I'm of the opinion that this bill belongs in the company of crude cave paintings, it's nonetheless found its way onto the Senate floor. In the unfortunate event that this reaches the voting booth I would implore my region to oppose it.