Teddy (IDS Legislator)
nickjbor
Junior Chimp
Posts: 8,200
Political Matrix
E: -1.42, S: -1.91
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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2011, 02:37:11 PM » |
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#5 - I once put the sample credit card info into the credit card box and gained access to a pay website.
#4 - "Have your cake and eat it too". I mean seriously? Who the hell throws out cakes, or, lets them go to waste? And what if you don't have a cake, what do you eat? And how the hell is it normal to have your cake but NOT eat it? Who are these people going around not eating cakes they have in their possession.
#3 - Me and my McManager "All orders should be finished in 36 seconds" "but the timer starts when the first item goes up on the board right?" "yea" "...so what if the customer takes more than 36 seconds to complete his order?" "(silence)" "so we fail if THEY take too long?" (manager walks away)
#2 - (neck of bottle) MILK SHAKE (bottom of bottle) Shake Well (my comment) "A shake your own milk shake?"
#1 - "No, sorry, we don't have bus maps here" "Uh? Where do I get one?" "At the bus garage" "uh? where is that" "the next building over" "...okay but why don't you have any here?" "we have never had them here" "...but... this is the bus terminal right?" "yes" "and you don't have bus maps" "no" "you need to walk to the garage" "yes, the gar..." "...which is right across the street" "yes" ".......why don't you... walk a few maps over...... I could bring some back with me" "sorry, we don't have maps here" ~ word for word convo, me and the attendant at the bus terminal at Niagara Transit in Niagara Falls (Canada)
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