Krol/Altsomn: Statement Forthcoming

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Department of Game Moderation
June 3, 2015
Nyman, D.C.

Directive II

It is hereby directed that one DKrol, gender unknown, shall be, for all game moderation purposes, refereed to as Bongbong.

Dave Bless Atlasia and this Wise Decision.


/-/ Kalwejt
Game Moderator of the Republic

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Okay, Bongbong, let's get serious.

I will ask you a bunch of questions. I want them responded immediatelly:

1. Are you still a virgin?
2. What is the meaning of life?
3. Your assesment of Ferdinand E. Marcos' administration?
4. Bronisław Komorowski with or without mustache?
5. Have you ever ate anything really disgusting?
6. If so, what that was?
7. Do you think bronyism should become a capital crime in Atlasia?
8. Opinion of Mieszko I Tanglefoot?
9. What makes you think you can possibly do better than bore as President?
10. This post needs section 10.

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Okay, Bongbong, let's get serious.

I will ask you a bunch of questions. I want them responded immediatelly:

1. Are you still a virgin?
2. What is the meaning of life?
3. What is your assessment of Ferdinand E. Marcos' administration?
4. Bronisław Komorowski with or without a mustache?
5. Have you ever eaten anything really disgusting?
6. If so, what was it?
7. Do you think Bronyism should become a capital crime in Atlasia?
8. Opinion of Mieszko I Tanglefoot?
9. What makes you think you can possibly do better than bore as President?
10. This post needs a tenth section.

Thank you, my friend.

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Iru al inferno.