The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

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The Institute is burning

Save yourself. Forget about women and Jmfcts.

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Postmodernism won't help you with girls.

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Postmodernism won't help you with girls.

False.

If postmodernism never helped me, won't help anyone else.

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Postmodernism won't help you with girls.

False.

If postmodernism never helped me, won't help anyone else.

Bitches love Thomas Pynchon.

Then why are wasting your time here instead of getting laid thanks to Thomas Pynchon?

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Let it live.

As you wish

After my circumlocutory and exuberant thread on why I am fond of the 1980s, I now realize I should shed some light onto my tepid reminiscing of the 1990s.

Now this 20 second video tells you why I wish I could've lived in the 1980s:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8NMtQabci0&feature=related

Note my favorite President, and two of my favorite TV shows all on the same night! Of course, now you might get an Obama speech preempting a reality show showing a teenage girl get liposuction but that's for another epic thread at another time.

Before anyone can look back at the 1990s, you have to remember there were three parts to the decade.

The early 1990s were basically the start of a decade that ended with the 1980s. The Cold War was dwindling but still going on, Ronald Reagan had just left office leaving George Bush as his successor, and the "vibe" was still generally 80s.



Music was generally 80s-type rock being rehashed, but newer pop music was all the rage. "Hip-Hop" and "Rap" were around, but in general much of that still had a motown-type quality. For example, Boyz 2 Men had "It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday" and "End of the Road" while Mariah Carey rehashed the Jackson 5's "I'll Be There". From what I can remember circa 1991, Amy Grant was big on the radio, along with Phil Collins, and many one-hit wonders. For example, the film "Doc Hollywood" with Michael J. Fox brought the #1 one-hit wonder "The One and Only" that you're sure to recognize if you hear it. "Everything Changes" from 1992 is another example of the sounds of the early 1990s. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C9AD1oyE30

Warning: If Keystone Phil clicks on the link, at approximately six seconds he will realize I am correct.

Styles were VERY much like the 1980s. Aviator sunglasses, big hair, all the fashion still met very well with the 80s styles. The early 1990s began as if the 80s had transformed into what the 1990s would be like.

The hit NBC show "L.A. Law", which aired between 1986 and 1994 epitomized the styles of the early 90s period with women's business suits and hairstyles that weren't quite the 80s but were...at the time...what it seemed the 1990s would be. Pantyhose was also all the rage more than ever.


Hose ad from 1990

Politics were different during the early 90s, too. Indeed, I read an article from TIME magazine from 1991 saying that with President Bush's high popularity, the 1990s would be the Bush Era just as the 1980s were the Reagan era. Little did we know Bill Clinton would end up being the President of the 90s.



Coming soon - The mid-90s: One Headlight

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Context:

No, but it's almost certain that his mother was wearing pantyhose on the night he walked in on his parents having sex to an 80s dance tune.

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One reason to hate the 90's:

What do you have against Hillary Swank?

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No, but it's almost certain that his mother was wearing pantyhose on the night he walked in on his parents having sex to an 80s dance tune.

Phil disrespects Naso's momma!

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Both of those quotes aren't from Phil!

Thanks for destroying the joke, Einstein.

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My mother is a great gal. To answer your question, it's no.

So, Naso is a son of Fawn Hall?

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Third option: the penalty for first-degree murder should be gay marriage with no possibility of divorce.

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srly stop it

^^^^

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This thread is the worst goddamn retarded display of male masculinity and sexual insecurity I've seen in decades.

Bar none.

Mechaman 4 Supreme Dictator.

He's already Governor General of Oklahoma for Life (I appointed him back in 2009, but I guess he's still to kick that whole Mary Fallin out).

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You need to delete the Wilson stamp Kal. Yes, Wilson was a racist, but he's still hated in certain quarters. He's the one that really kick started the government taking over everything, and stealing our money big time, and creating a fiat currency scam. He's basically a traitor. Do you ever listen to Glen Beck?

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Good luck in 2012, PS-ers.

This is not preceding poster's signature thread, dude.

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LOL. When I saw this I first thought about Massachusetts.

Lol, me too.

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Oh, King, I thought you're Mr. Morden

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Context

I think this should be a question on the Republican debate.

answer: 9-9-9

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Oakvale deserves props for his incredibly accurate and amusing portrayal of what I would almost assuredly be, were Atlasian politics real.

I meet Marokai Blue at a Nyman bar. It's around three in the afternoon, and he looks frazzled. He's wearing a raincoat for reasons I don't understand and carrying a large binder. Throughout the course of our conversation he'll pull a document from the binder and wave it around to illustrate a point. I order straight whiskey, he a Cosmopolitan. After gently insulting his choice of beverage, I get down to business. We sit for hours, as I chain-smoke cigarettes and Marokai orders progressively stronger drinks. With passage of the smoking ban some moons ago, the barman should technically ask me to stop, but he's a wizened old Latino man who looks about ninety and doesn't seem to care. Anyway.

No Atlasia and no attention-whoring, please.

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This user is currently ignored.

Finally. Xahar's post that make some sense

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Sorry, we aren't running an orphanage here.

Having just read over a number of threads in this subforum, I'm afraid I have to disagree.

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Heidi Heitkamp is probably the single most popular and beautiful politician in all of South Dakota. I will be floored if she loses.

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Hey, I like Justin Bieber.  I'm not a fan of his music, per se, but I like him as a person.  I've read a little bit of his biography and he seems to be a good, Christian kid.  We definitely need more good, Christian people in the music industry.  They don't have to necessarily be in the Christian music genre, but at least represent Christ in such a way that honors and glorifies him.  The band U2, while not a Christian band per se, are strong Christians.  Even KISS became a Christian not too long ago.

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Hey, I like Justin Bieber.  I'm not a fan of his music, per se, but I like him as a person.  I've read a little bit of his biography and he seems to be a good, Christian kid.  We definitely need more good, Christian people in the music industry.  They don't have to necessarily be in the Christian music genre, but at least represent Christ in such a way that honors and glorifies him.  The band U2, while not a Christian band per se, are strong Christians.  Even KISS became a Christian not too long ago.

I can't believe he is serious. I. just. Can't. Believe.

One word: Oklahoma.

Believe now?

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99% of us are hot girls pretending to be men because we don't want to be hit on by horny nerds like we believe 99% of us are.